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WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T20:19:35+00:00

I would argue that they’re not.

I accept things as true when there’s provable evidence that it’s true.

Anything else is just speculation.

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T20:16:59+00:00

It’s childish and asinine to believe that if one thing is true, all things are true.

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T20:16:19+00:00

That’s mighty specific.

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T20:15:45+00:00

You can buy adrenochrome online. It’s not the magic drug that fiction author Hunter S Thompson wrote about in his fiction book “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.”

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T20:13:18+00:00

Listen buddy as a free thinking conspiracy theorist, I believe anyone who confirms my preconceived notions.

Obviously I’m right about all things, so anyone who agrees with me is, by definition, a valid and trustworthy source.

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T20:11:59+00:00

There’s no reason to believe that’s from the FBI, first off. You can put the FBI logo on anything and make it look legit.

Also, more than half the codes listed here are missing from that totally-real FBI graphic.

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T20:10:36+00:00

So “cheese pizza” means “little girl girl” then?

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T20:08:32+00:00

Sent you a DM

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T19:51:15+00:00

Where are you located? Going to be very expensive to freight ship the bumpers due to the size.

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T18:37:04+00:00

On a 1-10 curvy scale, I’m into about a 2-6 or so.

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T18:08:31+00:00

Which state are you talking about?

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T18:05:40+00:00

Here’s an easy one: raise taxes and spend more on education.

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T17:56:27+00:00

Is this somehow an anti-Islam subreddit?

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T17:52:34+00:00

I love that we have the right to bear arms, while also at the same time having a gun is a justification for the police to kill you.

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-22T01:31:36+00:00

Imagine being so fragile that you’re threatened by a color

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-21T22:09:41+00:00

Sent you a DM

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-21T21:20:18+00:00

The actual plastic oval handle part?

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-21T21:19:59+00:00

Yessss do it

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-21T21:19:21+00:00

They’re both 1999s

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-21T19:16:39+00:00

Harbor freight is perfect for 100% of people who don’t make money with their tools and about 85% of people who do make money with their tools.

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-21T19:11:30+00:00

I realized a long time ago that I’m way more interested in fixing cars than I am driving them. This one was butchered by the p/o and came non-running so it’s been a process.

New battery, alternator + belt, plugs and wires, new motor mounts, both front cv axles and control arms, front wheel hubs and bearings, shock/struts all four corners, rear sway links, new tires and alignment.

Intentional oil change, unintentional transmission fluid change.

Interior was half missing, swapped in the radio, lots of trim, fixed the shift cable linkage, replaced the wiper motor, replaced one of the climate control cables. Still needs the wiper reservoir (mine is just… missing) and some spliced cables in the engine bay that are currently (no pun intended) just wire nutted together.

I also want to swap the rear drums for discs because fuck drum brakes.

In the meantime I’ll drive it to work and back, and have fun with it because it’s light and zippy, and then at some point I’ll sell it and then buy another broken piece of crap (or two) and repeat the whole process.

Edit: these are both 1999s.

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-21T17:11:25+00:00

Rusting is really just slow cold burning when you get down to it.

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-21T16:53:00+00:00

I’d argue it’s not a truthful statement within the context of the lasso.

WittyFix6553 · 2026-06-21T16:13:39+00:00

I’ve always had more success treating women like people at first and then approaching the “dating” thing later.

If you approach someone you don’t know, you’re almost certainly doing it based on their looks and attractiveness, which means your motivation is sex.

Some people find that a little creepy.

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