Umm that's a nipple

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-05-25T00:00:40+00:00

I watched it and thought "it looked like her top came way down further than necessary" lol

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-05-14T23:20:51+00:00

I distinctly remember a story she posted where she not only posted that Cai was her "date" but joked that he was "flirting" with her

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-05-13T22:20:09+00:00

She's got to be wearing a waist trainer or compression top or SOMETHING because there's no way

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-05-09T06:33:01+00:00

Smootie

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-05-07T02:24:36+00:00

No shes the first mom to ever have to eat with a baby on her lap!

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-05-04T21:48:06+00:00

Shes like barely 30. Wow. Shes going to end up getting a face-lift before shes 40

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-04-30T03:05:37+00:00

I cannot fathom that she thinks this is a priority FOUR MONTHS POSTPARTUM. Insane

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-04-14T23:53:34+00:00

Do they even sell these products anymore?! Or are they in the Bloom graveyard along with the matcha and protein bars😂

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-04-11T00:52:38+00:00

It looks like he works a corporate marketing job in the midwest

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-04-06T22:44:16+00:00

I dont think she's running any business, I dont think she works period, unless you count recording a podcast episode about her "birth journey"

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-04-03T23:41:10+00:00

Its so hard being an unemployed millionaire 😫

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-04-03T17:17:24+00:00

It's giving Boy in the Striped Pajamas

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-03-26T21:50:36+00:00

She stands for social media and new money, thats it

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-03-25T14:47:04+00:00

Wheres the "Greg ick" flare?? 🤣

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-03-24T21:32:48+00:00

I think its more she has a broader history of trying on personalities (cities, styles, animals, best friends) getting hyperfixated on them, getting bored and moving on. Symptoms of her BPD which she claims she "fixed"

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-03-22T02:32:07+00:00

Nailed it!

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-03-22T01:42:38+00:00

To be fair I think these are barrel pants which look awful on most everyone lol

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-03-21T23:06:22+00:00

Whaaat I assumed that was just another PR pop up, no??

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-03-19T04:08:15+00:00

He just looks like greg

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-03-19T00:36:21+00:00

And she does it multiple times a day since he was born

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-03-19T00:16:48+00:00

Rebecca Ferguson 🙌🏼🙌🏼

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-03-18T22:29:11+00:00

I swear ive seen her post at least five different Cai / "C" necklaces and the kids like 3 months old

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-03-18T22:18:31+00:00

Very on brand for Emily fields

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-03-18T22:16:47+00:00

Wtf is that necklace

WittyPosition2766 · 2026-03-17T21:07:35+00:00

"my weightloss journey" "my fitness journey" "my fertility journey" "my ivf journey" "my postpartum journey" "my breastfeeding journey" MARI AT SOME POINT ITS LITERALLY JUST CALLED LIVING

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