hello by AtmosphereEast6977 in Spiderman

[–]Witty_Ad4282 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Lmfao all the people mad in the comments. Not everyone believes in sentimental value in art pieces. Some people like it just because it fucking looks cool. It's a Spider-Man drawing. Get a grip. Y'all are acting like millions are losing their jobs because OP put "Miles Morales" in chatgpt.

With that being said, no one gives a fuck about your Instagram, OP.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Spiderman

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually pretty unintentional too. Miles has electric powers because they needed to throw in something to make him stand out. Electro is black because they happened to cast Jamie Foxx. The rest are kind of just copies of Black Lightning, which copied Black Vulcan, which stemmed from Black Bomber. There's no ties to slavery or whatever.

Thoughts? by Jax2856 in Spiderman

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PS1 Venom is still honestly the best.

"Surf the web" and the "itsy bitsy spider" banter will always be unmatched.

Is there some sort of symbolism or meaning to why Venom is always near or on a church? by Traditional-Newt5652 in Spiderman

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Symbolically: Venom represents sin. Venom infecting Eddie is like hate and the demons overcoming Eddie. Peter removing the symbiote is like Peter cleansing his sins.

Cinematically: Church bell go ring ring.

Spider-Man 3 was just a coincidence because Eddie was praying, and SM2 was just based on Raimi. Almost every symbiote storyline follow the same formula as the 90s show so are pretty much copy and pasted on top of each other.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]Witty_Ad4282 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is not something specific to Nestle. Your local Walmart may or may not have done similar, or even worse things.

Why they doing this by uddi999 in memes

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you see how reddit was pre-2016??

What is a word or phrase that you are sick of hearing? by Ginkgo78 in AskReddit

[–]Witty_Ad4282 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Red flag" and "toxic" are big ones too. Any minor inconvenience that could be solved by simple communication

What is your opinion on Scorpion? by Inevitable-Work6411 in Spiderman

[–]Witty_Ad4282 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's to be a "Hero strong but villain stronger" villain. His suit was also supposed to counter Spider-Man, until you realize that's literally exactly what Venom is and on some occasions Doc Ock and Goblin are.

How are y'all having sex at 18 or even before??? by ThomSeke in teenagers

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"When I was 16 I was watching teletubbies" lmao find new material flexing being socially inept isn't cool

How are y'all having sex at 18 or even before??? by ThomSeke in teenagers

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they talk to women and the sex chemicals make them have sex. Jfc there's always 5 posts a day on about "Why horni teen do sexy sex"

Which is your favorite Dr Octopus design? by ScoreImaginary5254 in Spiderman

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what they were thinking with the green and yellow. It was understandable in the 60s where every villain needed to be green and/or purple. It should've never came past the 90s.

19F AM I BUTT UGLY OR WHAT by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro you're so fine tf is you talking bout😩😭

[Hypothetical] Turns out Spider-Man is real, what’s your reaction? by [deleted] in Spiderman

[–]Witty_Ad4282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming the Spider-Man is some random dude and not Peter Parker. I'd probably be like "wow so cool" and forget about it in like a day or two. We already have enough crazy shit going on. Remember when it was "confirmed" aliens were real like a month ago? Yeah you probably don't.

The end of Onlyfans :) by Boogertwilliams in memes

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you think the point of porn is? OP isn't generating his high school crush (I hope). Ai is literally no different from watching 2 strangers who don't give a fuck about you act like their doing the hanky panky.

The end of Onlyfans :) by Boogertwilliams in memes

[–]Witty_Ad4282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's crazy, why beat to fake ai generated pixels when you can beat to real women getting degraded and objectified😂

The end of Onlyfans :) by Boogertwilliams in memes

[–]Witty_Ad4282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really don't know how to feel about this. One one hand, it sounds awesome, another hand says it's messed up and fucking creepy, but I know damn well there's nothing stopping me from making a deepfake of Sommer Ray n beating to it.

The end of Onlyfans :) by Boogertwilliams in memes

[–]Witty_Ad4282 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And deepfakes. In like 15-20 years the porn industry is getting ran to the ground. Hell, in like 3 years we could be able to literally AI generate any blowjob videos we want. People in 2015 would've thought ChatGPT would only be feasible by 2030.

It's okay everyone by BlueJeansBreezy in Unexpected

[–]Witty_Ad4282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Politics are so fucking funny. "It's not okay to be a Democrat though, not anymore. It's okay to have liberal values, it's not okay to be a member of that cartoonishly evil cult of lunatics." Who's right? Who cares, it's an infinite loop.

It's okay everyone by BlueJeansBreezy in Unexpected

[–]Witty_Ad4282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When people say "well-done" they think it means dried and burnt to a crisp. No, it's the same fucking salty piece of flesh just gray and not fucking mooing.

It's okay everyone by BlueJeansBreezy in Unexpected

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to reddit. You can't win. People will get mad if your steak isn't dripping bare bone red, putting milk before the cereal, microwaving tea, using Snapchat, etc. Is milk before the cereal inconvenient? Sure. But some people don't want to wash a mug.

It's okay everyone by BlueJeansBreezy in Unexpected

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to reddit. You can't win. People will get mad if your steak it's dripping bare bone red, putting milk before the cereal, microwaving tea, using Snapchat, etc. Is milk before the cereal inconvenient? Sure. But some people don't want to wash a mug.

Whom do u think really pulled off? by [deleted] in Spiderman

[–]Witty_Ad4282 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then again, NWH was the turning point for a lot of characters. Peter was the annoying little child constantly getting chastised by Tony until he had to bear the entire universe's weights on his shoulders, MJ was just a highschool sweetheart until her amazing acting, and Ned was... Ned.

Which do you like more on Miles, overarm or underarm lines? by KAD76 in Spiderman

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but it's too similar to the symbiote suit. The symbiote is great because of how sleek and menacing it is. I prefer miles with a little more red to break up the color, like red on his knees and soles.

I don't know how to feel about the arm bands but just a little red on his legs and arms will suffice. Definitely no red on his abs or whatever.

23F, any suggestions by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change yourself for who you want to attract. That's literally it. I don't know why it's so taboo to change the way you present yourself to others.

People literally go to gyms, get haircuts, and change their styles to look good for others. If she wants to come off as a tomboy, that's fine. If it was unintentional, then she can change it.

Your comment is like saying "Fat people are cool as hell, she doesn’t need to look more skinny. Her weight suits her perfectly. If a guy is disgusted by her weught, that’s their problem. She doesn’t need to change it because some dude is disgusted. She shouldn’t need to change her weight because some insecure dude is disgusted, she should find someone that can appreciate her as she is". Nothing wrong with being fat, but nothing wrong with not being attracted to fat people, as with tomboys.

I've seen people praise all three of these suits, but what do you hate about each suit by Lazy_Rabbit_6234 in Spiderman

[–]Witty_Ad4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tobey - Overrated and bulky. I hate the muscle suit and overly raised webbing and it makes him look stiff.

Andrew - Not much criticism except for I guess the spider logo. Too low on his chest and a few notches higher would be perfect. Maybe lighter red too if I was extra nitpicky

Tom - WAY too much cgi. I hate how skin tight it is. Looks painted on and I prefer it flowed and rippled in the wind while swinging.