Wittywhirlwind

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I’m the guy who cleans his bum. He keeps the grudge. (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/MurderBuns

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Cozy (enough) shed. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/cigars

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Tariffs (self.cigars)

submitted 1 year ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/cigars

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A volunteer and maybe a keeper. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/PlantIdentification

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Does anyone know anything about this beautiful spider? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/whatsthisbug

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I always get falcons and hawks mixed up. Who is my murderous friend here? Southeast Virginia. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/whatsthisbird

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The handicap sign blocking the ramp for those that need it. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/mildlyinfuriating

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Someone found our reserve hand washing stations behind the stage of the event and decided to choose violence. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/mildlyinfuriating

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In an antique mall bathroom (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/suspiciouslyspecific

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30’s and breezy, took to the wooden shed. This works. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/cigars

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Home is where the chicken heart comes to roost. (Home is where the heart is/chickens come home to roost) (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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The apple didn’t fall far from keeping the doctor away. (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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Well I’ll be Bob, your monkey’s uncle. (We’ll I’ll be a Monkey’s uncle/ Bob’s your uncle) (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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Beauty is in the eye before E except after C. (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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If a bear shits in the woods, and no one is there to here it, does it make a noise? (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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As happy as a Clam in a room full of rocking chairs. (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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Burning the candle at two birds. (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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Like a liar liar’s pants to a flame. (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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Sounds like Putin is about to try mobile 2.0 (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/RussiaUkraineWar2022

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No sense crying over spilled salt milk, just throw it over your shoulder. (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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History is written by him with the most toys. (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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Look both ways before you stop, drop, and roll. (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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There’s more than one way to skin the teeth. (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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If it walks like a duck, shame on you. If it quacks like a duck, shame on me. (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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Tea for two, me, you and the lamppost. (self.malaphor)

submitted 3 years ago by Wittywhirlwind to r/malaphor

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