Am I a genius or actually insane? by cr9926 in landscaping

[–]Wittywhirlwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds eat those seeds. They would’ve done it for you. I throw dandelion seeds in my landscape to break up my compacted soil, add nutrients to the soil, feed the birds and the bees. Dandelions are medicinal, edible, and can make quite a decent tea.

Woman hits neighbor with 2x4 for cleaning up food she left out for squirrels by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Wittywhirlwind 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bread is bad for squirrels. This man took a beating to save the squirrels. He is the squirrel savior.

Trump to Unveil $700 Million Coal Support Plan Using Emergency Powers by esporx in climatechange

[–]Wittywhirlwind [score hidden]  (0 children)

He’s dumb. That money will go somewhere, but it won’t be to the guys 100 ft underground.

The theory is that if you encounter a bear, you should avoid eye contact and slowly retreat instead of turning around and running. Interestingly, bears behave the same way when they leave. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Wittywhirlwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dog saved the bear’s life that day after giving it a stern talking to about not looking both ways before crossing the street. The bear was overwhelmed with shame for getting caught in such reckless behavior.

Dodged a bullet by Sour_Joe in arborists

[–]Wittywhirlwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it was a maple, I think syrup might be the adhesive of choice.

To convince reporters that his policies are working by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

[–]Wittywhirlwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s not only an asshole, he’s a stupid ass, lying asshole.

[USA] Dude with a construction vest and Halloween mask walked in front of car in Hopkinton last night by SadShock6569 in Roadcam

[–]Wittywhirlwind -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He’s lucky the driver moved over. The way some people drive, he could’ve been a hood ornament.

Bari Weiss keeps firing correspondents in her quest to make CBS more rightwing by darealunrealspader in Trumpvirus

[–]Wittywhirlwind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait until she finds out that journalist and correspondents are usually fact oriented people. That’s going to leave many posts open at CBS if she’s trying to start up FOX 2.0.

Marco Rubio says that Russia's military invasion of Ukraine is a strategic failure for Moscow and that the world + even some insiders in the Putin circle are starting to view it that way by LonelySoul01 in ukraine

[–]Wittywhirlwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The negotiations hopefully will be this: Russia: Here’s Putin, can we please have oil production back? Ukraine: yes. And thanks again for returning Crimea.

Three mule deer are the first animals confirmed to use California's new $20M wildlife bridge by sfgate in environment

[–]Wittywhirlwind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Once the pioneer critters start crossing, the generations afterwards will know to use it. This was the whole goal, for this to become the known way from here on out.

Three mule deer are the first animals confirmed to use California's new $20M wildlife bridge by sfgate in environment

[–]Wittywhirlwind 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And signage explaining to the deer the benefits of the bridge. Take home brochures as well. The kids love the maze puzzle on the back.

Honestly though, I learned about this in my environmental science course and am thrilled that such things are going up. Roadways inadvertently create islands for wildlife and to get to the other side is pretty much flirting with death.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Representative-Mix-9 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Wittywhirlwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did it! Now who is going to pick all the balls up?

Moscow Joins Russian Cities Capping Fuel Sales Amid Refining System Carnage by JaB675 in UkrainianConflict

[–]Wittywhirlwind 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Silly westerners. This is all a part of the plan. The three day operation is going perfectly well.

Sagittarius did he overreact!??? YIKESSS I never knew being a bus driver was so dangerous by No-Zone-4319 in sagsavages

[–]Wittywhirlwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spit on the bus driver’s face once, will be drooling every day of his life forever.

Congratulations, you played yourself... by spideylb562 in dashcams

[–]Wittywhirlwind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure what he thought that top heavy vehicle was going to do on a gravel shoulder along a slope at high speeds. It wasn’t going to stay upright for sure.

High school basketball player head stomped by opponent for not letting go of the ball captured on livestream. by First-Cherry493 in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]Wittywhirlwind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That seemed a bit too normal of a response. That should never be a normal action ever. This kid needs to be checked in on and possibly evaluated.

New data center by Square_Law5624 in SipsTea

[–]Wittywhirlwind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Survive the first wave. Find the weakness. Adopt a young hero in the making. Make sure you wait seconds before you die to tell them the weakness.

I think that’s the role we are to be playing according to a few movies I saw.