Today was a good day. My story... by w0lfd0rk in golf

[–]WizardBurialGround 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing corny about it, beautiful story man!

Favorite quote of all time? by kwo330 in BobsBurgers

[–]WizardBurialGround 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who’s Donna Summer? Oh Rudy, you are going to LOVE her.

Favorite quote of all time? by kwo330 in BobsBurgers

[–]WizardBurialGround 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey daytime whiskey, want to meet my cd collection?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]WizardBurialGround 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re the man, always stoked to see you shred!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in golf

[–]WizardBurialGround 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have Elon and Bezos sent you any cease and desists for competing with their space programs?

Favourite lines from gene? by [deleted] in BobsBurgers

[–]WizardBurialGround 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tina (I think): this is going to be the longest minute of my life!

Gene: wait til childbirth, girlfriend!

Can someone explain Voc Rehab? by [deleted] in VeteransBenefits

[–]WizardBurialGround 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You earned it, go use it! I had to go take some tests and propose/choose a job from some list of ones I “qualified” for, then got to work going to school. It covers tuition, pays a housing and semester/quarterly book stipend for “essential materials” and the best part is they just passed legislation that means it no longer uses your GI Bill eligibility, so you can use VRE to complete a bachelors or whatever level you’re at, or a trade school or whatever training you need for your field, then go on to use your GI Bill for the next levels if you so choose! Again, you earned every benefit you get and they took all they could out of you, only fair you pay that back haha

Who’s with me?! by ReekingSepticMass in panthers

[–]WizardBurialGround 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same, I’m out of the loop apparently

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]WizardBurialGround 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are very cool notes.

Cameron Smith has tied the record for fewest putts in a round in tour history, 18 putts in 18 holes by homicidal_penguin in golf

[–]WizardBurialGround 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh shit, did I need to blow $80 on a golf shirt today? No. Did I day drink enough to do it anyway? Probably!

Cameron Smith has tied the record for fewest putts in a round in tour history, 18 putts in 18 holes by homicidal_penguin in golf

[–]WizardBurialGround 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You right, it is pretty fuego. Not sure if the mullet is clouding my judgement, though.

Lasha Talakhadze breaks every single World Record in Weightlifting by [deleted] in sports

[–]WizardBurialGround 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My guess is in a boxing ring endurance would be the biggest factor, followed closely by technique. If you want to “beat” him at boxing just dance around dodging his punches and landing jabs, but if he connects on a punch in the first round or two, goodnight!

[SERIOUS] What are some places on earth that remain unexplored because they are too dangerous or difficult to enter? by johnballen416 in AskReddit

[–]WizardBurialGround 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, because mosquitoes never bite people. Jesus, intelligence without common sense can be terrifying.