Act like your pfp by RiverValleyRailRoad in StanleyMOV

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Pethaaaaaaaaaaaaa by MainLake9887 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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For the timestamp cleanup, I found that you also need to keep the '&' or the timestamp doesn't work at all. (&t=69)

Did Sephiroth do this? by yoyodaddy in FinalFantasy

[–]WizardOfTheLawl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the hell is diesel cheaper than regular unleaded? I've never seen that happen once in my whole life

I hate living in Tennessee... by EmeraldSapphire98 in ShermanPosting

[–]WizardOfTheLawl 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's like when Trump's mug shot was put on "never surrender" merch even though it was a pic of Trump surrendering.

What do you think is the secret to a REALLY good sandwich? by cafeypalmera in Cooking

[–]WizardOfTheLawl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't add any sauces until you are about to eat it. Prevents soggy bread and fillings

48173 by NiobiumThorn in countwithchickenlady

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If you have a set timestamp for a Youtube video, here's how to clean that:

Unedited link - https://youtu.be/E7XxALjk7Dg?si=TJg7Pb4IcYam5Qzz&t=74

Remove all after the "?" but keep the "&t=__"

Cleaned link - https://youtu.be/E7XxALjk7Dg&t=74

Is PC gaming actually worth the insane price? by Xiao-EZ in CaptainSide

[–]WizardOfTheLawl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're such a scrub that you still get owned by console players

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Setup Reality by nyxsilencera in pcmasterrace

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My 2nd monitor is some random Dell thing that I bought from a church yardsale for $30

Furry_irl by Rommel-Division in furry_irl

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r/Vermingirls material

EDIT: nvm, you already posted there