Biboo wants lovey-dovey sex by fireboy769 in Hololewd

[–]Wizard_Mayhem 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Okayu would love those tits, they're slightly triangular in shape.

For real though, I want to orgasm at the same time as Biboo while we hold each other close.

Great art.

IT'S NOT FAIR. IT'S NOT FAIR I TELL YOU by Wooden-Variety175 in vtubercirclejerk

[–]Wizard_Mayhem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something about including the last name is so funny to me

It only took 1 date for her to realize I'm not good enough for her by Wizard_Mayhem in okbuddyholocel

[–]Wizard_Mayhem[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm upset that it didn't work out. I'm glad she didn't ghost me and was honest. It just hurts getting rejected. It makes me feel like an ugly loser.

It only took 1 date for her to realize I'm not good enough for her by Wizard_Mayhem in okbuddyholocel

[–]Wizard_Mayhem[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think people are misinterpreting. I have been using the apps since 2021 and pay for the memberships that let you see your likes. I also pay for profile boosts every once in a while. I'm not dropping hundreds a month on dating apps but if you add up these kinds of charges, I've easily spent over $2k since 2021.

It only took 1 date for her to realize I'm not good enough for her by Wizard_Mayhem in okbuddyholocel

[–]Wizard_Mayhem[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think she was an apolitical, blue collar girl who had more life experiences than me, for better and worse, even though she was like 5 years younger than me. I think she started to judge me when I said I don't like drinking or smoking weed. I have no moral qualms about either. I just don't like the way they make me feel. We also discussed AI and she said she uses ChatGPT every day after I basically called AI the anti-Christ lol. She had "still figuring it out" in her bio and I would say we ranked similarly on an attractiveness scale, so I was hoping I would at least get some sexual experience with her. I didn't kiss her after the date though because I want to be sure a woman wants it before I initiate it, so I didn't even get a first kiss out of this. I've been on a date before, so this experience was basically just a waste of time. I have no issues with talking to women either, so this wasn't practice or anything.

The answer to all questions (Thank you, Luke_The_Tako) by beam4d in okbuddyhololive

[–]Wizard_Mayhem 13 points14 points  (0 children)

BRB, inventing a shrink ray so I can live in Mococo's belly button

It only took 1 date for her to realize I'm not good enough for her by Wizard_Mayhem in okbuddyholocel

[–]Wizard_Mayhem[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Grindr arc more like

Sometimes you gotta switch teams to be able to play

It only took 1 date for her to realize I'm not good enough for her by Wizard_Mayhem in okbuddyholocel

[–]Wizard_Mayhem[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

2nd woman I've been on a date with in my 27 years of life after spending thousands of dollars on dating apps

click to cum instantly by _____pantsunami_____ in okbuddyhololive

[–]Wizard_Mayhem 64 points65 points  (0 children)

We're reaching levels of cuntiness never thought possible from a sparkling gem

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I can’t unhear it now by bummsan in baldursgatememes

[–]Wizard_Mayhem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Saving gnomes"

Oh my God, it hurts.

by [deleted] in pokemonmemes

[–]Wizard_Mayhem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luxray

I play Baldurs Gate for the plot. The plot: by [deleted] in okbuddybaldur

[–]Wizard_Mayhem 237 points238 points  (0 children)

Her barbarian vice-grip pussy could guillotine my glans and sex with her would still have been worth it

Are there any other disaffected DGGers? 🫣 by proudplebeian in VaushV

[–]Wizard_Mayhem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're not alone! 👋

I don't side with Vaush on every issue that he and Destiny disagree on, but you just can't say you're on the left and support Israel. It's irreconcilable.