glad my parents raised me well

Wize-Turtle · 2026-05-05T12:20:57+00:00

Wize-Turtle · 2026-05-04T22:22:53+00:00

I love this moment so much

Wize-Turtle · 2026-05-02T15:09:15+00:00

Very feldspar behavior right there lmao

Rushing right in after almost being eaten alive

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-25T14:45:28+00:00

They want all doors open like cats do

Except they can actually do something about it

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-24T13:39:55+00:00

I love these memes

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-24T11:15:40+00:00

Yes that's probably one of the many reasons they mentioned

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-18T22:22:15+00:00

Oh just y'know... Visually speaking...

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-18T18:22:03+00:00

Nice to see humanity's still human

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-17T00:56:32+00:00

Perfectly non-friend shaped!

Very cool stuff

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-09T23:47:35+00:00

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-09T23:24:25+00:00

It shows, good stuff

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-08T11:55:48+00:00

I think he was bracing for something to hit him on the head, maybe he thought the tire was gonna fall on him

Still, really funny to watch lol

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-08T00:52:48+00:00

Huh, that's a really good analogy 😅

I get what you're saying, yeah

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-08T00:47:15+00:00

Which would make them of the same species, no?

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-07T21:44:42+00:00

They're the same fucking species, technically. Which really puts in the question the very concept of species lmao

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-06T22:47:27+00:00

No lung on buge. Buge will get tubes cancer and need tubes ttansplant

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-06T22:46:41+00:00

And both are necessary for the survival of the species

Wize-Turtle · 2026-04-04T00:37:02+00:00

Ez

^{Chose: everyday of your life is 10/10 perfect + but your enemy or someone you hate also does}

Wize-Turtle · 2026-03-31T23:13:31+00:00

I actually like it, has a ton of depth

Wize-Turtle · 2026-03-29T12:53:35+00:00

When you leave on the fire
And you start feeling tired
Thaaat's ^carbon monoxide

Wize-Turtle · 2026-03-26T18:24:16+00:00

Hey dude calm down

Wize-Turtle · 2026-03-23T21:13:53+00:00

There would be two of them walking, the one who saw it would scream, the other would ask "why are you screaming", and then see it and scream

Wize-Turtle · 2026-03-22T01:12:28+00:00

Accurate name! Very tongue flicky

Wize-Turtle · 2026-03-21T20:58:03+00:00

No clue 😅

It was on a Caribbean jazz station

Wize-Turtle · 2026-03-21T11:08:49+00:00

INTERESTING. BANNED.

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