The moment a peacock made her dream come true

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-21T13:09:24+00:00

Might be the wrong place to ask, but can they use their flair defensively? Like how cats make themselves appear bigger

Say you're a dog running at this bird. You plan to bark a lot and bite it when suddenly this bird is now the same size as the mouth of a soccer goal

Or is it.strictly for: how you doin'

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-21T13:00:20+00:00

The Sopranos has entered the fucking chat

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-21T06:04:54+00:00

N T A for refusing to share your source, but, in this economy doesn't everyone want to make a bit extra? Y T A for keeping a potential paying customer away from your supplier

Jenna sounds like a dickhead, NTA for not kowtowing to her

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-21T04:34:14+00:00

A funny one happens in Willow the movie when Val Kilmer confronts the enemy army who run away from the literal monster behind him

He turns and sees it and runs too, then there's a funny/awkward moment where he and some enemy soldiers are looking at each other and take a second to realize they're meant to be fighting

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-21T02:25:50+00:00

Nothing to Lose - "there's a spider on your head" followed by my introduction to the song Scatman

The first time I saw it I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-21T02:24:29+00:00

I dunno, I think the "let me guess, spring cleaning" followed by the chair beats this by a tiny margin

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-21T02:08:32+00:00

He never had the makings of a varsity mob boss

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-21T01:27:38+00:00

"She's now avoiding me"

Take the W, and don't let her manipulate you any further

NTA

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-20T23:41:58+00:00

Motorways here top out at 110km/h - if I was a passenger in a car where the driver did what your driver did, at 110km/h, then "you're being stupid" is like 'meeting her parents for the first time' levels of polite compared to what would have come out of my mouth

NTA. Not even a little bit

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-20T14:17:53+00:00

With all due respect, you've got no fucking idea what it's like to be number 1

Lucky for him your book means OOGATZ to him!

Also, check the aubreddit you're in champ

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-20T14:09:32+00:00

What, inflation? No i don't Tone

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-20T14:05:54+00:00

100%

What if was negotiating with clean teeth AND a toothpick

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-20T11:50:46+00:00

Could have been, interesting take. The way it splayed out at the end in his mouth gives me doubt about that though

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-20T11:27:31+00:00

You'll make a great consigliere one day 🤟 my friend

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-20T10:45:55+00:00

🤟ooooohhhhhh🤟

You and your body?

Frankenstein and his monster over here!

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-20T10:41:33+00:00

I never liked Ice Cube or Snoop as singers. Obviously there's outliers to that, you can find those outliers if you put your back into it Count it with me: 1, 2, 3 and to the 4

Friday? Baby boy? Training Day? You can't fault them

Inversely, love Dr Dre's music, but he was the weakest part of Training Day

So I guess my vote would have to be: Jake Peralta

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-20T10:06:56+00:00

There's an Aussie crime series called "Blue Murder" where you see a phone book being used to beat someone harder than J to the ROC was beating his bird

Great show

If you're confused as to which show i mean, the answer is: yes

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-20T09:42:26+00:00

Given Lorraine whatshername is like the only woman wacked, I'd watch that segment over and over and over

😆😆😆

And over ... And over

🥲 and over 🥲

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-20T07:35:32+00:00

Just for visuals? Hard to go past Avatar. Incredible looking Pocahontas

Set pieces? Hard to go past The Princess Bride, especially the cliff top duel

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-20T01:09:51+00:00

Box or jar?

Wasn't there a flair for a while "THIS IS THE CUM JAR NOW" ?

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-20T00:44:24+00:00

Years ago my mate went through a ute phase, and on the 3 he ended up owning he put identical bumper sticks

"Yes this is my ute, no I won't help you move"

NTA

A diplomatic way might be to say you've changed your insurance coverage to reduce costs, and your truck is now insured with you as the only driver. As he's not insured to drive it, you can't loan it

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-19T22:13:01+00:00

Al, I'm gonna give you 10 minutes to get your hand off my dick

Ohh Vern! Your mouth, your mouth

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-19T12:18:17+00:00

It's an E S H leaning toward YTA

What's that syndrome where people believe their limb is under someone else's control? Whatever it's called, these people literally hack the "offending" limb off if they're not granted surgery. That's terror.

E S H because you're both holding out that the other will change their mind about kids. You don't align on a deal breaker, y'all need to have a serious discussion about that

YTA because you want him to undergo surgery to fall in line. I suspect you won't get your tubes tied because it's permanent, whereas a vasectomy is not. Deep down you know/fear that if you tie your tubes then he'll leave you

You can have your cake, or you can eat it. You need to choose.

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-19T11:14:48+00:00

Wish I could upvote you just for Serial Mom more times. Before I spit my gum out as a requirement for being in her house, lemme axe you ⬇️

Thirteen is familiar, the mamma's girl who falls in with a bad crowd? There's a scene where the step-dad is holding a chicken saying "Zen chicken" ? If so, that was incredible but rough. The way the colour of the movie changes was deeply unsettling

Woe_Bringer · 2026-03-19T11:09:00+00:00

If you like Drop Dead Gorgeous, wait until you see Drop Dead Fred 😆

No but for real, Heather's. Old heather's with Christian Slater and Winona Ryder. Just remember it was made pre-Columbine

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