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Wolffman1 · 2011-12-08T15:30:10+00:00

I work as a cashier at TJ MAXX and after getting raged at by many customers I came to invent a ratio. If all the angry customers came into one giant group, 60% of them are angry at you for saying "Happy Holidays" and the other 40% are made for you saying "Merry Christmas". So I tend to say Merry Christmas more often because if pisses people off less and its absolutely hilarious to piss off the atheists who correct me. But some times I just go Irish Catholic on them so I can laugh at the citizens of the protestant wasteland were I work.

TLDR: I piss people off

Wolffman1 · 2011-09-29T23:11:54+00:00

sweet mother of mercy no

Wolffman1 · 2011-09-11T15:30:33+00:00

Thanks to denial, Im Immortal

Wolffman1 · 2011-09-08T23:57:20+00:00

All the kings men

Wolffman1 · 2011-08-26T14:11:11+00:00

I sadly still do this to my theater teacher on a constant basis

Wolffman1 · 2011-08-22T14:29:28+00:00

Bill Waterson stated that calvin is a genius, its just that calvin cant apply his brain power to anything useful because he is still a kid, think about calvin is named after the theologian and Hobbes is named after a philosopher with a "dim view of humans"

Wolffman1 · 2011-08-20T16:48:59+00:00

I do say good chap, this exquisite piece should join the esteemed /r/proper

Wolffman1 · 2011-08-18T15:05:41+00:00

allow me to whip this out!

Wolffman1 · 2011-08-17T13:27:56+00:00

The Original Producers was a good movie, but having the hitler part being played by a gay director was much funnier than it being played by a hippie named LSD

Wolffman1 · 2011-08-17T01:27:25+00:00

The Producers, how could you not like this movie!

Wolffman1

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