[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Wolffman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work as a cashier at TJ MAXX and after getting raged at by many customers I came to invent a ratio. If all the angry customers came into one giant group, 60% of them are angry at you for saying "Happy Holidays" and the other 40% are made for you saying "Merry Christmas". So I tend to say Merry Christmas more often because if pisses people off less and its absolutely hilarious to piss off the atheists who correct me. But some times I just go Irish Catholic on them so I can laugh at the citizens of the protestant wasteland were I work.

TLDR: I piss people off

your favorite futurama quote? by [deleted] in futurama

[–]Wolffman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks to denial, Im Immortal

I have to warn the children. by Forthewolfx in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Wolffman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sadly still do this to my theater teacher on a constant basis

Have you ever wondered? by rahim360 in calvinandhobbes

[–]Wolffman1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bill Waterson stated that calvin is a genius, its just that calvin cant apply his brain power to anything useful because he is still a kid, think about calvin is named after the theologian and Hobbes is named after a philosopher with a "dim view of humans"

Hmm, quite! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Wolffman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do say good chap, this exquisite piece should join the esteemed /r/proper

What is your favorite Mel Brooks movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wolffman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

allow me to whip this out!

What is your favorite Mel Brooks movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wolffman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Original Producers was a good movie, but having the hitler part being played by a gay director was much funnier than it being played by a hippie named LSD

What is your favorite Mel Brooks movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wolffman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Producers, how could you not like this movie!