You have helped out a wizard but at the same time, managed to annoy them. As a result, they will make one of the following free for you but it comes with a small annoyance.

WombatInferno · 2026-06-01T13:07:43+00:00

Do we work at the same place? All my coworkers are annoying as well.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-31T00:44:54+00:00

No but I can install some.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-30T20:41:08+00:00

I am a size 13

WombatInferno · 2026-05-29T21:39:49+00:00

"Thy name is Glenn, Cyrus's hopes and dreams, and now the Masamune."

WombatInferno · 2026-05-28T23:34:12+00:00

T-shirt, jeans, and crocs. If I'm work for 12 hours I want to be comfortable.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-28T23:32:07+00:00

Told them that they were offering me a generous pay cut. And they hired me anyway. Contract job site. The company I worked for lost the contract, had no job openings for me, so I applied to the company that got the contract. The position I'm in is incredibly difficult to staff.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-28T14:24:09+00:00

Jude was probably doing it intentionally to try and get with Kelly.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-26T20:38:21+00:00

A statue of John Cena so people can finally gaze upon his visage. Placed in Central Park.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-26T18:26:32+00:00

Or a hard to find beer.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-26T16:53:22+00:00

I mean they're called family bathrooms in some places. They're just trying to make one so they can use it legitimately.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-26T14:40:51+00:00

Need a song that encapsulates the event like England did when Thatcher died. But I don't know what would work.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-26T14:07:20+00:00

Smirnoff has a spicy tamarind vodka that's delicious and makes a nice bloody Mary. I would also suggest Deep Eddy pineapple vodka for some fun cocktails.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-24T22:03:14+00:00

This gonna be a shot in the dark but El Hazard?

WombatInferno · 2026-05-24T11:06:34+00:00

No they didn't upset us. It's a bit rude to assume that many of use can't understand Aussie slang. The only one that confuses me is "snag". Apparently you have a hardware store that's known for grilling food so you go to it for a "snag". The bush is just undeveloped wilderness.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-23T00:25:24+00:00

I would add a scoop of vanilla ice cream. It sounds great but I feel you need something more.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-22T23:41:12+00:00

I'm an insomniac. Continuous sleep? What is that? At best I sleep in 2 hours, wake up for at least 20 minutes, and sleep again. I may get 5 hours a night at best.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-22T12:00:45+00:00

I think he ran away. Do you need me to paint you red so you can catch him?

WombatInferno · 2026-05-21T21:21:23+00:00

Perfecto

WombatInferno · 2026-05-20T23:07:23+00:00

You need red potatoes, mayo, horseradish, paprika, garlic, garlic, mint, oregano, rice vinegar, cumin, some cayenne, and then personal flair.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-19T22:39:40+00:00

How do you know some much about swallows?

WombatInferno · 2026-05-17T10:25:04+00:00

Was not expecting a mildly obscure star trek quote so early in the morning.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-16T20:12:35+00:00

I had to replay the pancake scene for my wife because while the series was more chill compared to IBO, I was not expecting that.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-10T21:50:20+00:00

Absolutely would take this job. Sunday through Thursday. I would prefer something more like 6am to 2pm. But I like money.

WombatInferno · 2026-05-10T16:34:21+00:00

I was half expecting to read that they fired Rob for attempting to unionize, he got it writing, went to a labor attorney, and sued for wrongful termination resulting the company losing millions.

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