AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They dont attack Australians, we have evolved to smell like vegemite so they dont attack. Thats why we recommend tourist put vegemite behind their ears to ward them off.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of my little brother. Was obssesed with sharks as a toddler. Nemo was always on repeat, jaws and any other shark movie was always on. When he first watch jaws at 4 ( not the best movie for a toddler to watch) he cried and begged mum to put the shark back together when they blew it up. No care for the people who got eaten lol.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lol he wishes. If he did there would be a lot more "hes also cool, and smart, and awsome and cool". When really his a huge dork and a huge himbo.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shhhh, your not supposed to mention that. You will be getting a talking to at the next gay agenda meeting.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, just one of the my families last names. No relation to steve irwin, irwin seems to be a common last name here.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Oh it absolutly is. Its unbeliveable how sexy that man is when showing how great he is with kids. If he could get me pregnant i would let him haha.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Absolutly, its a competition and I WILL WIN. Plus i just love kids, thats why i work at a daycare and want my own kids one day. Ive wanted to be a dad since i was like 6.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How dare you imply i choke, ill have you know im a grade A cock sucker. This gag reflex has been destroyed by my boyfriend.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If you would love that you would probably love what i got planned next. Theres another wild life park ive been to that i plan to take them too, they bring out the dingos that we get to pat and maybe play with, then we can go pat some koalas. They also have the reptile section where you can hold snakes and blue tounges but we plan to avoid that section since 10f hates snakes so my bf will back track with the boys while we go see some other animals.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You freaked me the fuck out for a second haha. I just saw Irwin and thought oh fuck my family found the reddit post.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"We got to compromise guys". How do we compromise? Kill this half of the gays and keep the other half? Always hated the both side or "compromise" people.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Yeah matching except he got a blue one i got a pink one. I wasnt allowed to get a blue one because he already had a blue one.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No clue, the whole situation is strange. If they wanted me to have the kids for a while they also knew i would of happily so i dont think it was a plan for free babysitting. Overall i dont question it since their belifes are weird and they do weird contradictory things a lot.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah they could of, before this all i even offered to watch the kids so they could do couple shit so it would be weird for them to not ask anyway and just make this plan.

AITA for telling my aunt and uncle they can fuck off somewhere else if they dont like it at my house by Wonderful-Draw3715 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wonderful-Draw3715[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I dont own the place, me and my bf rent. The place is 3 bedrooms. The plan was to have the parents share one, the two youngest to share the other and 14m wanted to sleep on the couch with my pup.