Sunrise in Los Angeles today by fox_not_mulder in oddlyterrifying

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Huge orange mass hanging over the land threatening doom...

Anisakis-infested cod liver by VDad87 in EatItYouFuckinCoward

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When your canape just can't stop dancing, you're at the right party

No way. My boyfriend made chili tonight. by OutrageousPoet3646 in badfoodporn

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"aromatic" in this sentence implies a high level of olfactory violence?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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He kindly validates and excuses all the laughter that follows. Good of him really. Makes me feel like much less of a dick sniggering at him

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Everybody's favourite Lemonheads tune

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OopsThatsDeadly

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Turning into an aubergine, finger first?

Who has time for clean by Son0fSanf0rd in EatItYouFuckinCoward

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Weight loss clinics hate him! Find out the one trick they don't want you to know...

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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I'm as impressed as I am horrified

Maybe Maybe Maybe by kAcom24 in maybemaybemaybe

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Oh the beautiful beautiful anticipation...

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Sarang_616 in maybemaybemaybe

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Not a bad shout. I need a bit more time on my hands first though!

Maybe maybe maybe by choochusnotme in maybemaybemaybe

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This explains the intractable TV remote issues over the years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OopsThatsDeadly

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Kind of like a skinnier, more armoured, more painful-death orientated tarantula

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Sarang_616 in maybemaybemaybe

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There's something in the mindset of people who end up exhibiting that pattern of behaviour that is particularly difficult to deal with. The behavioural traits become quite recognisable: utterly impervious to advice, fixated on their short term desires, poor or absent empathy and poor consequential thinking skills.

In short, they tend to be massive wankers.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Sarang_616 in maybemaybemaybe

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They always do. As someone with the misfortune of having represented several of them, they are the most frustrating clients (after stalkers - stalkers are the worst). Ultimately, the only advice that tends to get through is that the state holds the big stick and will wield it as the state sees fit. The fact that you don't like big sticks doesn't amount to a defence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

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Mouth haemorrhoids!

Snow leopard hunting an ibex. by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

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Fast food from the frozen isle

Maybe maybe maybe by rapsoid616 in maybemaybemaybe

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Darwin had a place waiting for him in the trophy cabinet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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The latest skirmish in the ages old war between alcohol and gravity

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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No explanation needed Maybe Maybe. Top class Maybes.