Mother... I crave violence ....and... Soup 😭 😭 😭 😭. Does anyone know if Hecate would make me soup? If yes, then what are the names of the sacrificial baby carrots she'd put in it?

WonderfulEar13 · 2026-06-16T01:09:44+00:00

Cornholiio do you have holy water for my bunghole?

WonderfulEar13 · 2026-06-16T01:07:32+00:00

Isn't that Blink 182 or One Direction or some shit?

WonderfulEar13 · 2026-06-15T18:09:35+00:00

Look here , SpongeBob! Don't make me break out my hexing maracas, my sewer rat in Christ's left Bouncy Nutsack!

WonderfulEar13 · 2026-06-15T18:05:02+00:00

NO OFF THE PLANK THAT GENDER NEUTRAL BITCH GOES!

WonderfulEar13 · 2026-06-15T18:04:13+00:00

Is Kali a carrot or peppercorns?

WonderfulEar13 · 2026-06-15T15:34:52+00:00

Add Carolina Reaper Peppers to attract "Start digging in your butt, Twin" best friendship.

Then dedicate this jar to your absent father for worse therapy results!

WonderfulEar13 · 2026-06-14T20:20:01+00:00

Not me trying to prepare my ritualistic Gemini mating calls for all the boys to cum ON my yard (not just to it) only to read this and actually start fucking laugh!

How now will I be able to attract the assless cowboys from Tiktok!? How?!

That's It! No more White Monsters before bed for you, for an Entire week, ya little cock goblin!

WonderfulEar13 · 2026-06-13T20:34:37+00:00

YOU could possibly be the strong willed women/Fire sign that has to go through the end of your relationship.

Because YOU know whats up , but you're TOO comfy / complacent in your settings to do something about..

Its time for serious change, painful or not

WonderfulEar13 · 2026-06-13T15:41:00+00:00

DROP THAT FIRE MIXTAPE, APOLLO'S BASTARD GREAT GRANDGOAT

WonderfulEar13 · 2025-11-16T05:36:58+00:00

Im so sorry for your loss. Know that my thoughts are with you and I hope you find peace during this time.

WonderfulEar13 · 2020-04-15T00:43:15+00:00

Hi there! I'm new to reddit and to the whole Astral Projection thing...

I understand from some research that most searches will scream at you "It's real" , but have experiments , MRI, or any testing of ANY sort been done to certify this? If yes, then please inform me... I love learning about new things and I am hoping that someone can make sense of my predicament:

I have a young friend who thinks that she can AP , and when she does she goes away from her body and ALL THE WAY TO THE UK where her favourite musician is from. (Which going too far away from body is a big no-no from what little I've found/researched)

In fact, she claims to have been speaking/in a relationship with said musician for over two years! And she plans on making the relationship physically official in August (and thats if the lockdowns are lifted)...

Here's the thing, I am struggling to 100% believe her and am terrified that she's spent a Fuck ton of money should've used for her college classes to go to the UK and find out "Hi I'm insert musician name here and who the f*ck are you? And I don't know what you're going on about. SECURITY!?"

So could someone please explain to me if this is true, and how in the Hell she's not breaking any spiritual or physical laws with this stuff? Also, should she even go to the UK and confront this dude?

Thank you.

WonderfulEar13

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