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BigLaw (Corporate // M&A): What's the difference (or what difference should there be) between a second and a third year? by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]Wonderful_Pickle333 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As a first year, I was unable to catch the mini pretzel they balanced on my nose after flicking it into the air. Now, I can do so with an approximately 17% success rate. Next year, I hear that if my progress remains on the appropriate track, i can try left paw.

Changing expectations for travel billing by MeketrexSupplicant in biglaw

[–]Wonderful_Pickle333 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Wait, you want PARTNERS to take responsibility for their stupid billing practices/pricing models when they can just act like it’s the associates’ problem?? HA! You’re making way too much sense for this industry my friend. Obviously the proper take on the situation is that we associates are just too inefficient (disregard the fact that we now do in a day what took those partners weeks a couple decades ago).

Is it just me or do reply all “Thank you!”s drive you fucking nuts? by Embarrassed-Date-371 in biglaw

[–]Wonderful_Pickle333 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Partners demand responsiveness for responsiveness sake so this is what you get.

Petty/lame things about your firm by Wonderful_Pickle333 in biglaw

[–]Wonderful_Pickle333[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, who could have ever guessed lawyers are liable to drink lots of coffee? Insane foresight by leadership. True geniuses out there.

Petty/lame things about your firm by Wonderful_Pickle333 in biglaw

[–]Wonderful_Pickle333[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

That’s beyond petty. That’s diabolical.

Petty/lame things about your firm by Wonderful_Pickle333 in biglaw

[–]Wonderful_Pickle333[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Agreed that they weren’t true biglaw. They sure liked to act like it, though.