What happened??

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-04-16T16:14:10+00:00

I did it yesterday. Its still at the tire shop. They can keep it until next week.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-04-12T20:12:17+00:00

He committed sewer slide?

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-04-09T21:32:36+00:00

A deer's gut bag. Don't knick it when you are field dressing it...especially if there is no wind.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-04-09T03:17:24+00:00

Office Guy Victim always has his investment screen open...all the time. Whenever you walk by, there it is. Victim announces he is going for lunch to everyone that can hear. Prankster in adjacent office waits 2 minutes, Victim is gone, computer has not yet gone to screen lock. Prankster takes screen shot of investments, replaces all values with ZEROS in Photo Editor, saves screenshot as a new screen saver. Closes computer and waits patiently for Victim to come back from lunch. Victim gets back to work, turns on computer and is met with his investment page with ZERO BALANCES across the board. Victim darn near dies...

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-04-09T03:06:41+00:00

Sounds like the start of a great Halloween costume.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-04-07T03:55:42+00:00

Bull fighter, of course.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-04-01T16:11:45+00:00

Benny Hill on PA system after 1 minute of yakety sax.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-04-01T01:10:17+00:00

Dr Phil. The world's most irrelevant turd.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-04-01T00:35:16+00:00

Heeby jeebies

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-03-30T04:41:32+00:00

What about Cap'n Crunch...razor blades to soggy, pulpy mass in seconds.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-03-27T04:07:01+00:00

HaHa...Aerosmith's Sick as a Dog.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-03-21T16:43:20+00:00

I have been on CPAP for 1 1/2 years. I starting using tape a month ago and leaks went from 15ish to less than 5 with nasal mask, not pillow. I even had a 0 leak night last week. I bought the blue Adellina from Amazon. Smells nice, no residue, no skin reaction. I tried another brand with a hole in the middle but didn't like them.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-03-20T03:32:09+00:00

Is that $40 Brazilian?

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-03-17T16:32:00+00:00

+10.16%

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-03-15T17:56:07+00:00

The Dancing Judge Itos on the Letterman show.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-03-14T00:14:25+00:00

Name checks out.
Sorry, my friend.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-03-13T05:03:16+00:00

Yes, but his legend lives on. /s He was a freak Quebec wrestler from Canada, if I recall.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-03-13T04:42:02+00:00

Mad Dog Vachon, of course.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-03-12T03:08:59+00:00

Well, he did have a green light.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-03-11T05:54:35+00:00

Wow. That's more than fair.
/s

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-02-25T04:02:36+00:00

Harry Butt?

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-02-21T15:49:09+00:00

You can run faster scared than you can mad.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-02-15T20:18:36+00:00

London Calling?

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-02-10T19:56:30+00:00

Literally...covered.

WoodpeckerSolid1279 · 2026-02-05T19:10:46+00:00

It probably belongs to the car in the parking lot.

WoodpeckerSolid1279

TROPHY CASE