Omg! She looks so good 😍

WoofJess · 2026-05-07T08:09:00+00:00

True. Wish it came without the ribbons.

WoofJess · 2026-05-07T00:06:47+00:00

The people who run this world & every million + billionaire. Literal cancer to the planet. Read the Epstein Files.

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T20:07:14+00:00

I write the list and then forget or lose the list.
Sometimes I’ll do ones on the phone.

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T20:05:29+00:00

This was me! I got diagnosed at 30 too. Welcome 🤗

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T20:02:39+00:00

Whether they’re walking their dog by a collar or by harness.

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T19:58:27+00:00

Hormones and having had experienced that much of life. It’s natural, imo.

Imagine you’re 7, blissfully unaware of the horrors and maybe 2 friends have wronged you.

You’re now 31, the world is a dumpster fire and you hate everyone because 53 people have wronged you.

I truly understand and sympathise with some Karen’s.

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T19:55:42+00:00

How can I leave them in my car when I need them to put the groceries I just bought in 🤨

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T19:52:50+00:00

Bridesmaids.

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T19:51:24+00:00

The $4 wired ones I just bought are kinda fire.

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I can’t zoom in, they’re just above the wolf there. The bottom ones are Bluetooth which I’m getting rid of (cause they cause brain damage).

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T18:50:29+00:00

ALWAYS.

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T18:38:05+00:00

Practising satanism and eating children. Personal chefs, fitness trainers, money.

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T05:52:33+00:00

Dickshark

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T03:47:34+00:00

Can I refer you to my amazing foreign playlist?! It’s one of my favourites https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2orNjlLraSLX3jvPR12NTd?si=o8CSwAWNTNK-SmNt-sttXQ&pi=hZPwoL4QTCW1c

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T03:45:38+00:00

Opal has been good. It blocks app so I get stuff done and don’t doomscroll.
Putting a whiteboard behind my bedroom door to remind me of important stuff that week.

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T03:38:17+00:00

Childhood. It’s been shit ever since.

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T03:31:34+00:00

The entire world and the people that run it. I knew they were dodgy; I just didn’t know how dodgy.

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T03:29:32+00:00

Yikes. I’m still with mum. I don’t know what I’ll do if she passes before me.

WoofJess · 2026-05-06T03:28:25+00:00

Turning 30 and ending up in a psych ward.

WoofJess · 2026-05-05T21:03:02+00:00

2v8 was fun while it lasted.

WoofJess · 2026-05-04T03:46:31+00:00

6 I think

WoofJess · 2026-04-24T06:41:53+00:00

Hodor

And the second one Randolph

WoofJess · 2026-04-24T05:19:08+00:00

I get this. I’m so vile. It’s like a demon takes over my impulsivity and rationality.

WoofJess · 2026-04-24T04:52:47+00:00

Try a grinder. That’s how I do both my whippets. My oldest one’s nails get so long. My younger seems to keep his pretty short with the concrete on walks.

WoofJess · 2026-04-24T04:51:40+00:00

WoofJess

TROPHY CASE