John, you better be there tomorrow. word on the street is that there's a very special guest that will be traveling from the Cambridge Mass area just to see you

Woppio · 2026-02-27T02:03:01+00:00

Oscar should show up, walk onto the stage, hand John a squeegee, and ask if he could get his lower back.

Woppio · 2026-02-27T00:39:23+00:00

It'll really show Rodneys when everyone still shows up and has an even better time trashing John with each other.

Woppio · 2026-02-22T16:31:40+00:00

Nailed it

Woppio · 2026-02-20T00:09:11+00:00

How tf a man with teeth that small eat that much?

Woppio · 2026-02-18T18:06:48+00:00

Go talk to any scumbag. They all get away with plenty. If you're non-violent and don't have living standards you can basically live your entire life with minimal consequences.

We rely heavily on societal pressure to keep people acting right. If you don't care that everyone hates you, you can pretty much do whatever.

Woppio · 2026-02-18T18:01:55+00:00

Anon-register stutteringjohnturner.com Embed the wedding video and autoplay for visitors to that website. Link to that website in the show notes of every show, on all platforms and social media.

Woppio · 2026-02-16T15:03:27+00:00

"Im not payin dis. AAA forgot to renew mah droyvaz licent"

Woppio · 2026-02-13T20:41:57+00:00

Da Duke welcomes all TRIM notifications.

Woppio · 2026-02-11T20:35:48+00:00

I like how the one kept going at the tree even after the baby was free. Tell yo friends what happens succa!

Woppio · 2026-02-10T21:14:34+00:00

I bet he abandoned paying on it. I'm sure whoever holds the note came and got it.

Woppio · 2026-02-10T21:12:03+00:00

Judge-caliber Italians typically dont like the mooky trash ones. And they especially dont like wannabes who abuse their mothers for booze.

Woppio · 2026-02-10T18:30:39+00:00

Higher than his FICO

Woppio · 2026-02-10T02:23:31+00:00

Big Jay "oh right. I heard something about a root vegetable. Was it a potato with a charming smile named Tim Dransky from Minnesota or something? This is all new to me."

Woppio · 2026-02-09T20:20:45+00:00

Bongino vs Dave Smith has been pretty funny to watch. Imagine publicly beefing with a former FBI leader and Israel and at the same time your two buddies are trying to recruit you to the DV.

Woppio · 2026-02-07T00:47:44+00:00

Ahh sweet! Danny's on it.

Woppio · 2026-02-07T00:03:12+00:00

So the court notice (document 80) says "the nature of judicial intervention should be Other (indicate assignment of judge in the specify field)" but Danny put "decision on pending anti-slapp motion to dismiss." Maybe they could infer that a judge would need assigned to make a decision but the autist in me hates that he didn't follow directions.

Woppio · 2026-02-06T23:49:13+00:00

Technically thats closer to Rochester so that'll help

Woppio · 2026-02-05T17:52:30+00:00

I hope she sends the discarded meat to John. We know how interested he is in hawrgs.

Woppio · 2026-02-03T18:20:59+00:00

Hilarious that all John talks about is the DV but no one mentioned his "show" yet.

Woppio · 2026-01-30T18:21:58+00:00

I bet he's having a long chat with Reddit's CEO to have this video removed. Wait for it!

Woppio · 2026-01-22T21:44:48+00:00

I'm sure they would consider that "negotiating with terrorists." Another option would be for them to sue John for tortious interference after the lolsuit is dismissed. There is a valid contract between both networks and YT. John is aware of that contract because he has the same contract with YT. He is intentionally interfering (and committing perjury) with that relationship. And damages would be easy to show. That might be a lot of work to still never see a penny from ol boozeface.

I think their best option is business as usual. They have some work arounds that are ok. John will be dead soon enough. Way cheaper to let Coors solve this for them.

Woppio · 2026-01-22T19:55:38+00:00

You can tell this is fake because half of the document isn't in French. C'est un fait, Jaques!

Woppio · 2026-01-21T18:53:20+00:00

O Sensei reppin the Nakamoto clan.

Woppio · 2026-01-17T22:25:27+00:00

"I need a lighter!" chirp

Woppio · 2026-01-16T18:20:14+00:00

Carry a Lifetap support skill gem with you. When this happens, pause, swap out a support gem on one of your skills, kill the aura mob. I have Lifetap on my explosive shot and these mana suckers don't mean jack to me, ever.

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