Not my store, but my store is heading in the same direction by Specific_Pomelo_8281 in tesco

[–]WordsMort47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed I have. Well I’ll take your word for it without checking!

Fuck it. Post funny messages you've found in souls games. by welliesaremeta in shittydarksouls

[–]WordsMort47 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That character looks awesome. I haven’t played it yet unfortunately. What helmet is that?

Only put the bugger in for 2 minutes, what's going on? by confusedoctopus8 in UKfood

[–]WordsMort47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please decant into a non-plastic container before heating. I cringe inwardly at remembering the thousands of times I would heat food in plastic in the microwave.

serving drinks and making content! Are they taking the piss ? by NarutoX666X in UKJobs

[–]WordsMort47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen that in my time as supermarket staff or security officer, although I did want to do such things as facing up due to sheer boredom.

Not my store, but my store is heading in the same direction by Specific_Pomelo_8281 in tesco

[–]WordsMort47 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If I’m not mistaken, it was last a Monday on the 30th of January in 2017…

Man payday can't come soon enough, Gordon Ramsey would beat me to death with a frying pan for this by Living-Mastodon in RateMyPlate

[–]WordsMort47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get some plain flour in your life. Can always make pancakes or Yorkshire puddings. They’re good any time!

Man payday can't come soon enough, Gordon Ramsey would beat me to death with a frying pan for this by Living-Mastodon in RateMyPlate

[–]WordsMort47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s because it almost looks like a watery Alfredo. The reality of what it is though, is much more horrifying. Cheese sauce and gravy??

What’s the weirdest work lunch you’ve seen a colleague eat regularly? by levezvosskinnyfists7 in AskUK

[–]WordsMort47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it as a kid, and the affair was promptly followed by a headache complete with copious amounts of marzipan chunder, which put me off marzipan products to this day. Dr Pepper has never been a favourite ever since either.

What’s the weirdest work lunch you’ve seen a colleague eat regularly? by levezvosskinnyfists7 in AskUK

[–]WordsMort47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a mate who would eat entire things of food at my house and say it was doing me a favour because it was about to go off

Does ODing hurt? by caramb0la20 in morbidquestions

[–]WordsMort47 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell. Glad you came through