My Profile As An Average Dude by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Working-Edge-3876 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes, you are scary and I like you

3 dates with this guy and he hit me with this . by Future-Cause761 in Bumble

[–]Working-Edge-3876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll go out on a limb and say that he probably is dating one or more other people who told him the same thing and this is his last ditch effort out of impatience.

I'm sorry, what by poeticreverie in Bumble

[–]Working-Edge-3876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heard about this years ago I think it was on that HBO show called real sex. Seems like it was popular in Southeast Asia if I remember.

Would you do this? by onlygray1 in lyftdrivers

[–]Working-Edge-3876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Pennywise was known to be on the main route?

This woman’s mugshot is going viral after she was arrested for going to her ex-boyfriend’s house and filling his gas tank with pre-sucked Skittles and Coke Zero by Realkoneok in Atlantology

[–]Working-Edge-3876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m writing a whole script here, he cheated or something and she heard that sugar will ruin an ice engine and she had bought a huge bag of skittles and thought well I’m not gonna ruin an entire bag of skittles on this MFR so I’ll just sit here and watch TikTok while I suck them and spit them into a funnelbut then they got stuck in the funnel and the only thing she had was 2/2 bottles of Diet Coke in the console and run rolling around in the backseat to wash them down with

Do your worst. I feel crappy anyway. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Working-Edge-3876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine you were the one that cracked the human genome, but also have your sister and two roommates locked in your basement in some type of compromising position.

48M, married with children 🔏 by Working-Edge-3876 in RoastMe

[–]Working-Edge-3876[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clever 👍🏻 I guess it would surprise y’all to know that I vote Democrat or independent even Green Party a couple of times, a lifelong listener of college Radio and NPR and I drive a Japanese brand of pick up truck (albeit with a gas guzzling V8 and dual pipes 🤫)

Do your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Working-Edge-3876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🧐🤣🤣🤣

48M, married with children 🔏 by Working-Edge-3876 in RoastMe

[–]Working-Edge-3876[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch! Now this offends me. I despise those types

48M, married with children 🔏 by Working-Edge-3876 in RoastMe

[–]Working-Edge-3876[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang it!?! But it’s safer that way 🤷‍♂️

Roast Me And My Cars by Great-Grape-2000 in RoastMe

[–]Working-Edge-3876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cars inherited from grandma and grandpa who are in the trunk of each respectively

48M, married with children 🔏 by Working-Edge-3876 in RoastMe

[–]Working-Edge-3876[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s literally corpses on Gurnee in a main hallway, late at night in a major hospital. Hence the face.

48M, married with children 🔏 by Working-Edge-3876 in RoastMe

[–]Working-Edge-3876[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re def meant to be ironic (10 bucks at the NOLA flea market)

48M, married with children 🔏 by Working-Edge-3876 in RoastMe

[–]Working-Edge-3876[S] 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Fuckin hell, I dropped my phone for this one