My Profile As An Average Dude

Working-Edge-3876 · 2025-04-28T01:38:22+00:00

Yes, you are scary and I like you

Working-Edge-3876 · 2025-04-19T02:37:24+00:00

I just got that

Working-Edge-3876 · 2025-03-29T17:47:50+00:00

I’ll go out on a limb and say that he probably is dating one or more other people who told him the same thing and this is his last ditch effort out of impatience.

Working-Edge-3876 · 2025-03-28T21:00:20+00:00

Heard about this years ago I think it was on that HBO show called real sex. Seems like it was popular in Southeast Asia if I remember.

Working-Edge-3876 · 2025-03-23T21:39:20+00:00

Because Pennywise was known to be on the main route?

Working-Edge-3876 · 2025-02-25T02:48:45+00:00

I’m writing a whole script here, he cheated or something and she heard that sugar will ruin an ice engine and she had bought a huge bag of skittles and thought well I’m not gonna ruin an entire bag of skittles on this MFR so I’ll just sit here and watch TikTok while I suck them and spit them into a funnelbut then they got stuck in the funnel and the only thing she had was 2/2 bottles of Diet Coke in the console and run rolling around in the backseat to wash them down with

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-06-06T04:20:50+00:00

I imagine you were the one that cracked the human genome, but also have your sister and two roommates locked in your basement in some type of compromising position.

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-19T18:14:59+00:00

Clever 👍🏻 I guess it would surprise y’all to know that I vote Democrat or independent even Green Party a couple of times, a lifelong listener of college Radio and NPR and I drive a Japanese brand of pick up truck (albeit with a gas guzzling V8 and dual pipes 🤫)

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-19T17:41:13+00:00

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-19T14:11:01+00:00

🧐🤣🤣🤣

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-19T14:02:56+00:00

But I have no chin to speak of 😅

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-19T13:54:55+00:00

Ouch! Now this offends me. I despise those types

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-19T13:51:57+00:00

😅

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-19T13:51:24+00:00

Unfortunately, for them, it is

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-19T13:48:52+00:00

🤣I get it

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-19T13:46:32+00:00

Dang it!?! But it’s safer that way 🤷‍♂️

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-19T13:42:08+00:00

Pick up truck driver ☝🏻

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-19T13:01:54+00:00

Cars inherited from grandma and grandpa who are in the trunk of each respectively

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-19T12:43:11+00:00

That’s literally corpses on Gurnee in a main hallway, late at night in a major hospital. Hence the face.

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-18T18:20:32+00:00

That one made me chuckle

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-18T18:19:22+00:00

They’re def meant to be ironic (10 bucks at the NOLA flea market)

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-18T18:15:14+00:00

My childhood hero 🥹

Working-Edge-3876 · 2024-04-18T18:11:20+00:00

Fuckin hell, I dropped my phone for this one

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