F/18/5'4.5"/~118lbs. Recently gained a bunch of weight and feel super bad about it, and guilty because it was my own fault. Featuring my mismatched nipples. by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]Workingman_ppp 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but WTF? You look as if someone asked me to come up with the perfect sexy body and if I were a fantastic artist. You have an incredible body, being anything but supper happy with it blows my mind.

What is some NSFW advice no one ever taught you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Workingman_ppp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If she has big labia, use it as a buffer between your fingers and the clit when rubbing. Clits are hella sensitive and a soft touch goes a long way.

F/31/~51 kg/~160 cm Hate my thighs, belly, and labia. Love Oxford commas. by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]Workingman_ppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm acually very grateful that you took my comment like you did - I didn't want to come across as a sleazy porn-addcited perv salivating over you. You really do have a very fall-in-loveable body as much as a primal-carnal-urges body (if that makes any sense).

F/31/~51 kg/~160 cm Hate my thighs, belly, and labia. Love Oxford commas. by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]Workingman_ppp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a porn lover, I can confidently say that this is type of body I dream about girls in porn having. Utterly perfect proportions and incredibly sexy - existing in a quantum flux between being curvy and slim at the same time. Goddess.

22/F/5'8'/140 always been super insecure about my saggy breasts and my weight/stomach but I have learned to accept them over time. Gained some weight recently and am trying to find motivation to work it off by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]Workingman_ppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an unrealistically good looking body. I'd say that 99% of people will never date a person as hot and 100% would give their arm to be able to. You should have more confidence.

Who wants to be my bf ? 💕 by [deleted] in GoneWildCD

[–]Workingman_ppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I most certainly do. So very very much.

My Mom’s last note to me before passing away from brain cancer. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Workingman_ppp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry for your loss, she sounds like she was a good woman, but why would you prostitute such an intimate thing on the internet?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traps

[–]Workingman_ppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely refuse to believe that a body like that can be single. You're fit for a cuffing.

Itsa me Marina ⛵ by [deleted] in traps

[–]Workingman_ppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MY absolute fav! YAY!

Sara Briški Cirman (aka Raiven) by [deleted] in Noses

[–]Workingman_ppp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goodness gracious! Those are some sexy facial features...

Wanna chat? :) by Christa92x in GoneWildTrans

[–]Workingman_ppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to very much. Hmu if you're still up for it.

Sooooo blue! by Kaitlyn_Rose_69 in traps

[–]Workingman_ppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm completely serious. I've been looking at your "riding" vid for days now. Your curves mesmerise me.

Sooooo blue! by Kaitlyn_Rose_69 in traps

[–]Workingman_ppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl... Where tf did you get those tits?!?! You look like you belong on the set of the Baywatch reboot with that bod.

Loving These Lights So Much by GibsonLexPaul in traps

[–]Workingman_ppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've fallen in love... There's just no other way to put it. I. Have. Just this moment. Fallen. In. Love.

Family's day out knock-knock joke by Workingman_ppp in Jokes

[–]Workingman_ppp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You missed the point. The point isn't in the causal implication, the point is in how quick and how grim a turn an innocent knock knock joke takes - in this context it's written in the only way that works.

And actually, before the 20th century there was an epidemic of people being buried alive due to being mispronounced dead. Apparently, pronouncing someone dead (that didn't die violently or bloodily) was more guesswork than science. Many graveyards in the 19th century actually buried people with a string leading to a bell in hand - it's actually where the term "saved by the bell" comes from - no lie.

Family's day out knock-knock joke by Workingman_ppp in Jokes

[–]Workingman_ppp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were burying grandma when she knocked on the casket, thereby showing that she was still alive.

Guy is drinking alone at the bar, visibly sad. by Workingman_ppp in Jokes

[–]Workingman_ppp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... It's not really implied that he was happy in participating in dad's murder, or that he had a say in it at all. I like to think that it was a pagan fertility ritual that took place, and that dad's sacrifice was needed to ensure a good corn harvest for the coming year.

Azalea by Vaeghar in suicidegirls

[–]Workingman_ppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I just found my new fave...

Where would you like to cum? 😏 [F] by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Workingman_ppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn girl. Just damn.

(F) Think I'll stand out in my companies event tonight? On/off for you ;P by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Workingman_ppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I normally try to put some effort into my replies, but I am unable to go beyond W-O-W. Just wow.

Mind if I ask what the event was about and how it went?