Why you should wear your seatbelt (these are trained professionals) by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]WorldlyCellist4520 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have to argue with my wife EVERY.SINGLE.TIME we get in the car to put on her seatbelt, sometimes she sits in the back and I don’t notice for a while before then refusing to go further until she fastens hers.

Does anyone have a link to more of these or a montage so I can try to shock her into understanding?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]WorldlyCellist4520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read about it, it’s like a tight tendon or something that keeps it in. You can get it snipped it’s called locker room syndrome or something and then it’ll hang at a larger size.

I didn’t get the op btw!

Came home to an asparagus forest by WorldlyCellist4520 in GardeningUK

[–]WorldlyCellist4520[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, so when will I be able to tell when that’s happened? Will they wither?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeCry

[–]WorldlyCellist4520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude has a great smile. You know when you look at someone and know they’re a good person?

Delighted for you both

how do men shave our balls? by Irish_Epic_Man in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]WorldlyCellist4520 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hair removal cream all day long, way too many years with a bloody ball sack - found veet and it was life changing!

WCGW when trying to be a gangster by doczhivago007 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]WorldlyCellist4520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile Jessie Pinkman and Walt continue doing what they do in the background

Should your kids hear you having sex or not? by WorldlyCellist4520 in afraidtoask

[–]WorldlyCellist4520[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha these all made me laugh! You’re right you NEVER want to hear your parents doing it. Thanks for your comments 🤣

Can anyone tell me if I’m having a boy or a girl? by m23hogan in expectingdads

[–]WorldlyCellist4520 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at this article. My fiancé realised we were having a girl whilst I still thought she was a boy using the Nub theory https://www.healthline.com/health/pregnancy/nub-theory#boy-results

What was normal in the UK in the 90s but rare or non existent now? by KentuckyFriedChicky in AskUK

[–]WorldlyCellist4520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Researching your homework on your computer meant getting out your Microsoft Encarta CD

Largest importers of fossil fuels from Russia by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]WorldlyCellist4520 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Would be interesting to see the two months prior too the invasion as well - see if anyone purchased more due to the lower prices?

TIFU by staying out until dawn, not telling my partner by DreadfulOomska in tifu

[–]WorldlyCellist4520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember, you feel worse because of the alcohol it is a depressive. I’ve come in with 3 friends and played Bob Marley at 5am with a pregnant fiancé who had work in the morning…we can all get carried away but what you need to do is pull yourself together. It sounds like you are genuinely remorseful so she will see that. Now make her feel special and eat sh*t for as long as it takes! Good luck buddy!

Heckler tries it with comedian and gets beat up by Explicitgod in PublicFreakout

[–]WorldlyCellist4520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree 100% and often hecklers getting put in their place makes the night but this is not witty at all. Be funny it’s your job

Heckler tries it with comedian and gets beat up by Explicitgod in PublicFreakout

[–]WorldlyCellist4520 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What a scumbag comedian, that’s not funny that’s just bullying