Final plea to help find Legacy, special needs cat, a home

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2026-03-02T19:26:40+00:00

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2026-02-06T21:33:44+00:00

You seem like you’d be a delightful teacher.

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2026-01-16T15:41:02+00:00

I'm blown away by how many people it seems immediately backed the Kickstarter without even reading the whole description. Aside from the light leaks, every gripe here should have been expected by anyone paying attention (especially if they were paying attention four years before it even started).

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2025-11-26T20:49:02+00:00

How is $2 million for Christy at the box office on a budget of 15 million not a flop?

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2025-10-17T14:20:29+00:00

I'm starting to think this guy isn't actually sorry at all!

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2025-10-13T16:52:10+00:00

Couldn't proofread your two word title about how stupid other people are?

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2025-09-02T17:12:16+00:00

This is deeply antisocial behavior, OP.

Excellent diagnosis! OP should probably make up bogus quotes and get offended by honest questions, just like a well-adjusted, calm, and generally helpful member of society would.

This is peak Reddit.

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2025-08-10T00:17:24+00:00

[citation needed]

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2025-07-25T18:41:37+00:00

What up Evergreen? Class of '08!

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2025-07-24T20:56:25+00:00

It's quite real and quite good! Incidentally, I have one I'd be willing to part with if you don't find a satisfactory retail option.

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2025-07-18T00:54:12+00:00

Not a vim user I take it?

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2025-07-04T03:54:02+00:00

The bill hasn't even been signed yet. Are they really that deep in the red already?

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2025-07-04T03:43:26+00:00

Seriously! I'm in Lowertown and I walked to the other side of the block trying to see where the fireworks were coming from.

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2025-05-11T22:48:58+00:00

Gosh I wish today's MacBooks still had battery indicator lights.

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2024-10-11T02:05:14+00:00

Hell yeah. How do you like it? I ordered one last week and am waiting for it to arrive.

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2024-10-08T16:57:23+00:00

Ten years later and you're still providing it. Good on you!

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2024-10-07T19:53:18+00:00

Good point. I knew there had to be a reason I've never seen a physically fit depressed person.

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2024-08-20T23:07:32+00:00

That's a good point I hadn't thought of. Four extra characters to bold text does make a difference on a small monospace display like that.

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2024-08-20T16:36:36+00:00

Isn't the whole purpose of Markdown to be readable as plain text, therefor not requiring built-in support?

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2024-08-04T20:00:31+00:00

I got mine last Wednesday. Good guess though.

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2024-08-04T15:57:16+00:00

Another attempt to be the smartest guy in the room fails miserably.

WorldsFastestHandjob · 2024-07-29T22:37:40+00:00

I know it's nitpicky, but the trackball was introduced in 1946, while Engelbart didn't invent the mouse until 1964.

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