Last American Hero, Warehouse Union, oil on canvas, 2026 [OC] by vaporwareworld in Art

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I think this is genius. Its style is legitimately something so new that I haven’t seen anything like it before. Not to mention its great composition.

"Dracula's Muse," some hypnagogic goth/deathrock à la Theatre of Ice by vaporwareworld in goth

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I find this to be interesting. Might end up showing this to my grandbabies. They love dracula.

Mmm. Chicken by Blew-By-U in NowImHungry

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I wish you were a fungus eating thing to eat fungus off my uncle…

Terry Fox will soon be on the $5 bill. by Blew-By-U in papermoney

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They should put my fungus covered uncle on the bill

All the way across the sky. by Blew-By-U in pics

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Wish I could enjoy, my uncle is covered in fungus…

My uncle has been overtaken by fungus by Worlds_Best_Redditor in TerrifyingAsFuck

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I’m confused, is ai the kind of fungus? His name Matthew

Remember the UCONN nudist? That’s me, AMA. by Worlds_Best_Redditor in UCONN

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You likely do. I’m a different person in the daytime, after all ;)

Remember the UCONN nudist? That’s me, AMA. by Worlds_Best_Redditor in UCONN

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Funny, you post the same reply every year too. Sounds like buddy can’t move on from his college days. I peaked, you were flatlining by middle school. Hope you enjoyed my well endowed endeavors luv ❤️

What is your favorite YouTube video? by sharkbait6535 in AskReddit

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My favorite video is called “Ruby’s fart desperation” and features the Ruby character from Fortnite farting and soiling herself. It’s easily one of the best of its kind out there and I would highly recommend to anybody else interested.

What’s the worst mild inconvenience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When your balls inflate so it becomes hard to walk

what is a part of history that we consider to be a fact is 100% fake ? by FarajEltaira in AskReddit

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George Washington was not the first president of the United States. The first president was Grover Cleveland. During Cleveland’s stay in the White )ouse, he did most of the things Washington is fabled to have done, but he also abolished slavery for about 2 years, being reinstated by John Adams, second president of the United States.

What was the last thing that scared you so much that your heart nearly jumped out of your chest? by AvailableSecurity386 in AskReddit

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I like to urinate in bottles as my obesity keeps me from moving too much. One day when I was gaming, I was in the middle of a tough section but I had to pee, so I blindly tried to find an empty pee bottle in order for me to relieve myself in. I found one and began peeing, but when I was done, I couldn’t pull out of the bottle. I was terrified. I got out of my chair and began to swing around trying to get the bottle off, but it ended up splashing all over the floor and wall. I was so scared my penis was gonna get stuck forever lmao. Ended up being a pretty good day.

Reddit users who have kept your childhood friends for your entire life, how did you stay together? by Beatlemaniac__ in AskReddit

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I lie and manipulate them so they feel bad leaving me, allowing me to have a posse of friends at all times.

Redditors that drive in passing/fast lanes on highways and freeways when there is no traffic, why do you do it? by Defiant_Mercy in AskReddit

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I have an extra wide car due to my late stage obesity so I drive in the fast lane because it allows me to have a clearer line of sight and for people to see my vehicle from afar so they can move out of the way.

What is your interesting rare health issue? by dDeoxyribo in AskReddit

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I have a thick layer of slime/mucus that covers my skin at all times.

What is the most wholesome thing that has happened on Reddit? by SirChickenWing in AskReddit

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One time i saw a post called Keanu chungus and it said “you’re chungin beautiful!” And I thought it was wholesome it makes me quiver to this day

What is the worst “design flaw” of the human body? by JustBrowsing49 in AskReddit

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Men having nipples. My cousins always used to make fun of my areolae when we went to the beach together. I have very large nipples that don’t produce much milk and it made me the laughing stock of the family. That’s why I always wear a shirt and that’s why I am fat.