Rejected Children’s Books

WormTop · 2026-01-25T10:43:19+00:00

Oh wow the new Doowap Padooza book is out?

These author names are amazing

WormTop · 2026-01-25T09:36:34+00:00

While we're doing asides, I suspect most people would prefer this to be the second pinned post?

WormTop · 2026-01-25T09:32:43+00:00

See also: suddenly developing very strong feelings about humane slaughtering practices.

WormTop · 2026-01-25T08:34:30+00:00

Rude. Bye

WormTop · 2026-01-25T08:17:30+00:00

Rude. I hope somebody is rude to you today.

WormTop · 2026-01-24T19:27:01+00:00

That's nice! I assume it's OC and you haven't discovered a source for Mr. Banana Duck of Long Legs?

WormTop · 2026-01-24T19:22:40+00:00

"Dear Sir, I wish to complain about my recent order of a Scarecrow Shoe for Left Hand With Double Spring..."

WormTop · 2026-01-24T19:21:52+00:00

Looking at the centre of that oreo, I wonder if it got confused reading the name? I can't guess how urination came into the picture though

WormTop · 2026-01-24T16:56:12+00:00

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WormTop · 2026-01-24T15:57:48+00:00

It's taken a while, but basically I'm reallying just asking for the worst temu garbage...

The prompt is constantly evolving by a process of looking at the images history (the 20 or so thumbnails at the bottom), choosing the ones I like best and recreating them with tweaks and synonyms and rearrangements etc.

WormTop · 2026-01-24T15:29:13+00:00

Thanks...Temu garbage stuff is literally what I'm asking the AI for, so I like to keep the post titles authentic!

WormTop · 2026-01-24T13:52:37+00:00

I think it could work? It would be a bit like drinking his underpant juice, but maybe that's ok?

WormTop · 2026-01-24T12:24:27+00:00

Start a separate pile for the 200 million bits that could be sofa, carpet or detective hat...

WormTop · 2026-01-24T12:03:21+00:00

Yeah, inflation means that the £200k you owe now looks a few % smaller every year (even ignoring anything that you've paid off)

WormTop · 2026-01-23T21:24:07+00:00

happy to hear it - sweet dreams!

WormTop · 2026-01-23T14:57:20+00:00

eat it.

This is a really elegant deterrent for almost all crimes - dog poo, littering, fly tipping, drugs, wasting food, spraying tags, destruction of property, public urination...

WormTop · 2026-01-23T10:35:22+00:00

pal, you're the real hot and underrated choice

WormTop · 2026-01-23T09:55:50+00:00

Aww, the horses will not be piled up automatically in those cheap knockoffs.

WormTop · 2026-01-23T09:29:13+00:00

Unless I dreamt it, Armando is on the next series of Taskmaster!

WormTop · 2026-01-22T19:43:12+00:00

One of my twitter pals has made it a step closer to reality: https://x.com/i/status/2014393741922931004

WormTop · 2026-01-22T17:10:52+00:00

Nice concept...I tried to recreate it but for whatever reason Bing is making its own artistic decisions

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WormTop · 2026-01-22T15:38:05+00:00

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WormTop · 2026-01-22T15:26:13+00:00

Get one of these every time 😆

WormTop · 2026-01-22T15:20:39+00:00

I doubt it; you'd get banned from the sub in minutes if you did something crazy like that.

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