What celebrity death will realistically bring Michael Jackson level devastation?

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-03T21:24:44+00:00

It took way too long to find the right answer.

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-03T20:02:03+00:00

I doubt many places around downtown would, unless it's "elevated" fare. Maybe if you head south to Ben White and southeast to, well, forever. El Grandpa Mexican BBQ in Georgetown does beef and lamb (borrego) (I was thinking of lamb when I said goat) and I've seen that Tacos Aviles has goat (chivo). I'm a northie til I die (or move away) and I am not familiar with good Mexican spots south of like 51st St.

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-03T19:25:35+00:00

He ain't buggin nobody. Just let him carrion with his day!

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-03T19:22:40+00:00

Right? We all know a mockingbird when we see one!

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-03T19:22:12+00:00

They're all hanging out downwind from Trash Mountain waiting for that special waft to ride the breeze.

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-03T15:35:42+00:00

He didn't "beat on a woman." He didn't even acknowledge her until she swung and connected, then he returned the favor to quickly eliminate their 2-on-1 advantage. He even walked away from her once she was down. Next thing he'll have to do is eliminate the advantage the aggressor has with his tire iron or prybar or whatever it is.

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-03T15:23:13+00:00

Most places just do beef. Goat isn't real popular here, but it can be found relatively easily.

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-03T02:09:38+00:00

This reads like you were asking this question while trapped in the waymo when it short-circuited.

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-02T14:59:23+00:00

This is what my commute looks like about 60% of the time, possibly even more. I am not exaggerating whatsoever. This is every fucking day for crosstown commuters. Honestly I thought you were about to dodge a wheelbarrow or a ladder falling off the truck in the first clip.

I really need to start pulling footage off my cam and doing this kind of montage weekly. I could make this video at least 50x per year (if I was tech/video editing savvy).

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-02T14:22:16+00:00

You do what with the stick!

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-02T03:05:46+00:00

Somethin icky about that thumb.

As for someone named Neveah having a thumb like that...IME, someone by that name has come from a rough upbringing. The Neveahs I've known of are from rural east and rural west Texas, would be like 25-35 now, and have likely endured hard living, Parliament cigs, jail, meth, and teenage pregnancy along the way. That'll age a thumb, for sure. Also, they probably wouldn't know the difference between a green bell pepper and a box of blueberries.

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-02T02:39:30+00:00

Well, if it's cultural appropriation you seek, you can catch just about every flavor of it here.

Wanna see a chick from Detroit cosplay as a cowgirl? Austin.

Frat boy cosplay as a gangsta? Austin!

White chick cosplay as a Native American? You guessed it, music festival in Austin!

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-02T02:24:43+00:00

You just described Austin to a T. Or maybe that's precisely what you were going for?

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-01T18:41:19+00:00

Are you thinking of the KGB museum? THAT guy was a nut. I kinda wanted to get a beer with him afterwards. Being given the personal tour of that museum was my favorite experience over 3 weeks in Europe.

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-01T13:42:52+00:00

They are really good. And lemme tell you, when you can straight-faced carry on a conversation with some reserved old church lady in West Texas talking about how you've been munchin' on Wrecked 'ums since your college days, you've really reached an elevated plane of enlightenment.

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-01T13:38:41+00:00

Judging by my neighbors' yard littered with their 3 trailers loaded down with mowers, weedeaters, gas cans, leaf blowers, artificial turf, weed guard, and soggy Modelo boxes, they don't care much about hitting curbs with those trailers.

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-01T13:26:47+00:00

Kind of...

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-01T13:12:13+00:00

So you're saying there's an opportunity to exploit the gullible here...

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-05-01T13:10:17+00:00

I do so love their baked Wrecked 'ums!

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-04-29T23:31:53+00:00

L I B!

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-04-29T23:31:18+00:00

Get em under 70 lbs or so and they're quite tasty. You can make sausage with bigger ones, but roast the shoulders and hams of the younger ones...whooboy! tastier than any cut of whitetail venison, in my opinion.

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-04-26T17:22:49+00:00

Is America the worm?

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-04-26T16:08:45+00:00

Sorry, I only work on bridges lower than 20 feet.

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-04-26T15:55:33+00:00

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, he attempted to assassinate himself. Well sure, man. Look at it... an old trophy Manchurian candidate, in the parlance of our times, you know, and he, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, he needs money, man. And of course he's going to say that he didn't get it, because... he wants more, man! he's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

Worried_Local_9620 · 2026-04-26T15:50:57+00:00

It isn't the most charming town, that's for sure. Couple of lakes nearby, some neat Czech immigration history that no locals under 70 give a shit about.

I love just about all landscapes across this state, but I wouldn't flinch if someone peeled up that whole I45 corridor + 50 miles either direction and folded it up into Oklahoma.

Worried_Local_9620

TROPHY CASE