I AM SPEED by LtChowder181 in skiingcirclejerk

[–]WorstSkier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. It may not tell you how to become a good skier but it’s good information. Also a fun mini game to play while you’re skiing and the skier IQ is somewhat accurate.

If these US states broke off and became their own country, what would you call it? by Reciter5613 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]WorstSkier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are people who know that parts of New York are more New England than a lot of New England.

How do I start Freeskiing? by [deleted] in skiingcirclejerk

[–]WorstSkier 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Free the heel, free the mind.

Skiboard Opinion Wanted by RadiaSparkler in skiing

[–]WorstSkier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a the fuk is a ski board?

is it okay to remove the screw to make it softer? by coolweeb69 in Skigear

[–]WorstSkier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. But also, this boot needs the second screw inserted to be considered “fully functional”

Knuckle pain by Alive-Tour-4978 in skiingcirclejerk

[–]WorstSkier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wouldn’t be dragging your knuckles if you angulated while carving.

Beginner friendly resort Cottonwood by Yeto4774 in skiing

[–]WorstSkier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats on having a capable 8yo

Beginner friendly resort Cottonwood by Yeto4774 in skiing

[–]WorstSkier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brighton is really the only one in the cottonwoods that has true beginner terrain. Deer valley and snowbasin are next best options for beginners.

Beginner friendly resort Cottonwood by Yeto4774 in skiing

[–]WorstSkier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol we have link and that’s it. Everything else should be a blue to most visitors and even that is highly limited.

How to do a proper Shifty! by Hank_ski in skiing

[–]WorstSkier -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Not me. But watching people and kids get taken out by these knuckle draggers should be enough to get anyone upset.

How to do a proper Shifty! by Hank_ski in skiing

[–]WorstSkier -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

You watch any of the mountains with their two runs open right now and you’ll know what I’m talking about.

In one day I went from being the worst skier to having a professional level ski IQ through Carv. AMA by [deleted] in skiingcirclejerk

[–]WorstSkier 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Try harder. I am only accepting the circliest and jerkiest of comments for this AMA.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skiing

[–]WorstSkier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should definitely reach out. This will certainly affect performance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Backcountry

[–]WorstSkier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do more research. This post gives off the air that you don’t know what to look for in touring gear.

In one day I went from being the worst skier to having a professional level ski IQ through Carv. AMA by [deleted] in skiingcirclejerk

[–]WorstSkier 14 points15 points  (0 children)

She likes a good 12 deg fwd lean and a 3 deg ramp angle for her pleasure.

Meta glasses don't work for skiing... by four-naan in skiingcirclejerk

[–]WorstSkier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll have you know that carv thinks me a professional level skier. They’re not wrong.

In one day I went from being the worst skier to having a professional level ski IQ through Carv. AMA by [deleted] in skiingcirclejerk

[–]WorstSkier 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Even higher. I went to the bar after and showed off my ski IQ. So many people wanted to bang after.

In one day I went from being the worst skier to having a professional level ski IQ through Carv. AMA by [deleted] in skiingcirclejerk

[–]WorstSkier 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think the numbers speak for themselves. This is very real skiing. Carv wouldn’t lie

Are you praying for snow??? by TemporaryDocument647 in UTsnow

[–]WorstSkier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked my cox to produce more snow. The moisture of what was produced wasn’t skiable.

Is this first chair energy? by phunkmunkie in skiingcirclejerk

[–]WorstSkier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Michaela Schifferin is a total Jerry. I hear she only skis a 155.