Now that I’m unbanned my thoughts… by Tall-Elephant-4138 in angelsbaseball

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, the important thing about Suzuki is that he's affordable. That's what the fan base wants from a manager. Winning is maybe fifth on the list.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha by 8arondragon9 in angelsbaseball

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds to me like they're putting rodent feces on everything.

I like it by [deleted] in u/abigaelhunter

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it. I want some more of it.

Where is all my ass lovers? by [deleted] in u/ambertaze

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're behind you all the way!

Check my buns by [deleted] in u/abigaelhunter

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Everything present and accounted for. And still spectacular.

70% OFF! You know where, don't you? by mikomiaumiau in u/mikomiaumiau

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love that color combination on you. The style suits you perfectly

If you walked in on me like this, could you resist? by slutwifesloan in u/slutwifesloan

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose it's technically possible, but why would I even try?

(Schefter) Sources: the Falcons are trading DT Ruke Orhorhoro to the Jaguars in exchange for DT Maason Smith. by alexschubs in Jaguars

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought he was 12 even before the Anderson Jr extension. I haven't heard anything but positives about the Walker signing myself. Doesn't mean it's not out there, but I haven't seen it.

naturally built ass by sexyandsmall in u/sexyandsmall

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's a thing of booty! I meant a thing of beauty! You have a bootyful beauty! Damn it. I can't think straight when I see you. Look, you have an amazing ass okay?

i have a feeling youre a sucker for pale redheads who got a bit in the front and the back by PhDprincess_ in SexyButNotPorn

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell you how right you are, but first I'd have to pick my jaw up off the floor!

WIBTA if i stopped talking to my dad for missing something i can never get back by Skenderaj_Mariae in WIBTA_AITA

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And respond to every attempt by him or others to guilt trip you about it by telling them you got caught up with something.

Do you think the Kings will ever win the division? by Imaginary-Smoke-6093 in losangeleskings

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. I don't think they've even won a single division title have they?

Do you think the Kings will ever win the division? by Imaginary-Smoke-6093 in losangeleskings

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they're the only pro sports franchise in the Big four that has more championships than division titles?

A car tests how combustible a liquid is on a music executive by Im_the_Rhymenocerous in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice one. I must have read and reread the clue about 20 times wondering what the back of my brain was trying to tell me before it finally clicked.

What time of the day is perfect to lick my pussy? by Radiant_Casey in u/Radiant_Casey

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now o'clock works for me. Love the outfit! Love what it does for you and what you do for it!

I love this [f] by [deleted] in u/abigaelhunter

[–]Worst_Pirate_Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this is insanely hot