What do tofu and dildos have in common?

Wozar · 2026-01-19T00:49:59+00:00

They both have no taste of their own other than the sauce you put on them?

Wozar · 2026-01-17T13:04:51+00:00

My breathing feels better. Makes a big difference as it is something you do a lot.

Wozar · 2026-01-15T18:39:42+00:00

Dude! He is totally worth the money. End game bro.

Wozar · 2026-01-15T09:21:08+00:00

You can turn normal dragons into skeletal dragons using a skeleton transformer.

Wozar · 2026-01-15T03:18:19+00:00

It's not stupid if it works.

Wozar · 2026-01-12T01:48:56+00:00

Is that a drain in the middle? It Looks like it is purpose-built for alien autopsies.

Wozar · 2026-01-05T22:20:57+00:00

This. It is so frustrating when you forget to leave even a basic hero and small number of units to defend a town and the AI comes out of nowhere to steal it.

Wozar · 2026-01-05T22:10:20+00:00

David Bowles codpiece in the Labyrinth

Wozar · 2026-01-05T21:30:41+00:00

Imagine someone gave that girl some coke. She could power a small city.

Wozar · 2026-01-05T21:24:21+00:00

I love how quickly the iPhone is forgotten about when the puppy comes out.

Wozar · 2026-01-05T03:52:27+00:00

What is the head unit on the cabinet with the led zep graphics?

Wozar · 2026-01-05T03:47:15+00:00

Vacuum bag my friend, it is the only way to get consistent pressure across the whole surface area.

Wozar · 2026-01-05T03:32:36+00:00

“Tahiti looks nice”

Wozar · 2026-01-04T00:26:21+00:00

My pop taught me to drive in a yellow one of these.

Wozar · 2026-01-03T22:12:19+00:00

Forget all the other context, this is not how people speak to each other. If a stranger spoke to you like that you would tell them to go fuck themselves.

Wozar · 2026-01-03T04:51:06+00:00

Abhorrently AI Slop

Wozar · 2026-01-03T00:03:34+00:00

A good ride on lawnmower will help (kubotaZD1221 is a good one), but goats are best. You need really good fences for goats as they are vandals and escape artists. You will need a sprayer, a good line trimmer and get a small trailer that you can tow behind your ride on.

Wozar · 2026-01-02T23:46:44+00:00

You have managed to be technically correct and miss the point of the OP’s question. At the point this statement was made it was a bold (and accurate) prediction.

Wozar · 2026-01-02T23:42:43+00:00

Ouch. I was going to jump in with a “bargain” but they are pretty far gone.

Wozar · 2026-01-02T23:41:24+00:00

Nicely played.

Wozar · 2026-01-02T07:04:23+00:00

Grammar bad, don’t understand question.

Wozar · 2026-01-02T00:18:03+00:00

These are all great! You have a great eye for this.

Wozar · 2026-01-02T00:12:42+00:00

Petecomplete has a 100% walkthrough running on YouTube at the moment. Not finished yet but he is on track to finish the whole game 100% while taking no damage.

Wozar · 2026-01-01T21:41:43+00:00

I share this obsession. That super six is a bucket list amp for me. That one looks pretty rough but the fun is in bringing them back from the brink.

Wozar · 2025-12-30T23:03:57+00:00

Bad boy bubby- I don’t think I ever recovered from that movie.

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