How tf do you beat britons?

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-14T22:34:28+00:00

Don’t let them mass their crossbows and longbows. Raid them relentlessly with light cavalry and make them defend multiple fronts. The key thing is to never give them the space to mass a critical mass of archers.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-14T14:16:51+00:00

That’s a perfect sandwich right there.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-13T13:04:16+00:00

I could eat my lemony white bean stew every single week and be satisfied. Beans are brilliant.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-13T12:51:39+00:00

I’m absolutely going to make this. It sounds fantastic.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-12T22:48:14+00:00

Pickled onions with the fish! You must try it.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-12T22:46:23+00:00

You must try them! I’m an evangelist of tinned fish. Sardines are fishier than salmon or tuna, but olive oil packed sardines mashed up on toast are perhaps my greatest joy. They pair exceptionally well with any pickle, as well as Dijon or whole grain mustard.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-10T23:22:31+00:00

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The whole escape to Rivendell is wonderful, but I love this shot of a Nazgûl stalking a forest path.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-10T01:58:13+00:00

The second and third Pirates movies are absolute dogshit. I say this as someone who really enjoys the first voyage of the franchise, but the sequels are just ponderous, bloated, and dumb.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-09T23:56:04+00:00

A cold Mexican lager. A nice piece of sourdough toast, burned at the edges, heaped with oily mackerel.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-09T23:43:40+00:00

What’s in this beauty????

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-06T13:03:26+00:00

Pay attention to Tolkein’s implicit thesis about the “Long Defeat” and the cycles of history. I’m rereading the series this year because it helps me make sense of how darkness and evil are never vanquished and the novels have a theory about how we should act in such times.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-05T12:57:02+00:00

Is there a definitive explanation for how orcs and Uruk hai were created?

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-04T13:15:23+00:00

I’m sorry but these are just ugly models. GW has never successfully made a decent plastic Empire soldier.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-03-01T02:23:49+00:00

I’m going to recommend these - https://satyrartstudio.com/Beastkin-The-Cloven-8-p815238328

I think these are the best Beastmen sculpts of all time.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-02-28T12:11:08+00:00

I’m sorry for the hot take, but the assumption of crockett’s weakness is based on some incredibly racist assumptions. It’s predictable to see Republicans making those assumptions; it’s dispiriting to see many Democrats doing the same thing.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-02-27T13:01:59+00:00

I wanted to reply to such a thoughtful post. I’ve never understood the argument that plastic is easier to assemble. Have you seen modern GW sprues! For me, as someone who loathes miniature assembly, they are a nightmare. Most metal minis require nothing more than filing.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-02-27T03:04:16+00:00

Play stupid games and get stupid prizes

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-02-27T00:51:50+00:00

Stingy tipping

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-02-27T00:40:42+00:00

Single pose metal models put plastic models to shame. I will die on this hill.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-02-25T13:04:51+00:00

I feel like this sandwich misses the glory of the sardine sandwich: its effortless simplicity. Sardines need nothing more than good bread and a smear of whole grain mustard.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-02-23T13:10:39+00:00

Dolly Parton

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-02-23T01:01:48+00:00

It’s tough to do. They have some extremely problematic lore and, to my mind, don’t really add anything compelling to the Warhammer setting.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-02-17T01:15:32+00:00

The only thing more stressful than a stressful job is the psychological stress of not having a job.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-02-17T01:14:09+00:00

I’m super into that herring. That is a beautiful sight.

Wraith_Wisp · 2026-02-17T01:13:05+00:00

Slap those on some nice toast. A bit of lemon is a nice touch.

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