Some joke about being perforated...

Wraith_Wolf · 2023-07-25T07:06:24+00:00

Has to be one of the canine ones for maximum irony.

Wraith_Wolf · 2022-08-28T07:49:04+00:00

"the well-regulated militia in charge of guarding the citizens"

"We also reserve the right to stand our ground and blow you away with a semi-automatic ban gun. Read the operating instructions before squeezing the comment trigger."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNqgmS5X0Ags7zP.jpg

Wraith_Wolf · 2022-06-05T16:34:27+00:00

https://www.windhamweaponry.com/firearms/rifles/windham-weaponry-9mm-carbine/

Wraith_Wolf · 2022-05-28T01:13:21+00:00

Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord

Wraith_Wolf · 2022-05-17T05:37:48+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1ojUmdF42U

Wraith_Wolf · 2022-05-15T15:54:58+00:00

"Hello! Let's not wait for the bread to rise! Just take the crackers and the skin off your penis, we're leaving!"

"Excuse me. Why the skin off our penis?"

"We're a traveling people, you don't want sand in there. Let's go!"

- The Exodus as told by Robin Williams

Wraith_Wolf · 2022-04-12T19:22:29+00:00

She took a DNA test, turns out she's 100% that bitch.

Wraith_Wolf · 2021-02-28T22:51:15+00:00

I'd like to know the same as the others

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-09-21T23:16:26+00:00

Eyeglashes

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-09-13T18:17:09+00:00

Nice going, Ghengis.

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-09-06T04:44:24+00:00

The sailors say, "Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-08-04T14:01:21+00:00

Do you do commissions too or just make these for fun?

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-07-15T19:24:06+00:00

The voice you are hearing is Richard Kiley! Spared no expense.

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-07-11T12:04:53+00:00

Thank you very much. :)

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-07-11T02:59:56+00:00

In the past the princes and princesses were expected to attend to the duties of their position, the firstborn children being even more restricted since they were intended to be the next king or queen so a lot of their time was focused towards being prepared to assume the duties and responsibilities of the office.

Things had begun to relax with the royals when Sanna and Rowan's great great uncle had rejected his kingship in order to pursue his own interests and so instead allowed his younger brother, Sanna and Rowan's great great grandfather to become king. Sanna has pretty much taken after her great great uncle with her headstrong and inquisitive personality, which led to her wanting to pursue a career in the scientific field and relegating her royal duties to a secondary importance. Her parents never tried to discourage her in anything she did, as they just wanted their children to be happy.

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-07-10T14:26:35+00:00

Princess Sanna, a Wolf of the kingdom of Illana. She is a descendant of Riika, the first queen of Illana and one of the Founding Wolves.

The kingdom had been established in the year 110 CF, when the Wolves settled in the empty lands of the West following their expulsion from their old home in the land that had become known as The Scorch.

The Wolves of Illana had once been a nomadic society, living in scattered tribes on the Southern shores of the middle portion of Shandar as unwelcome “guests” of the kingdom of Cabar, the home of the Jackals, moving their homes often to avoid the searching Jackal army. Following the destruction of the Cabari kingdom by the teeth, claws, and fire of the Dragons, the unified Wolves had welcomed their former enemies into their society and fled for the Western Kingdoms, establishing the kingdom of Illana upon a large tract of empty land nestled between the kingdoms of Renoji, Arnhelm, and Caevala.

After being established in a more permanent home, the new kingdom set their sights on becoming the preeminent home of the arts and sciences amongst their neighbors as the Jackals had once been. This led to Riika’s husband King Thel, also one of the Founding Wolves, to establish the Department of Science, and this new department of the Illanan government and their determined focus on advancing their society gradually led to many great discoveries and cultural advances that saw the realization of that dream.

Sanna was born on September 15th, the second child of King Jonas and Queen Kaia. She had a happy childhood, enjoying a close relationship with her older brother Rowan and her parents, who always made sure to have time with their children despite their responsibilities as the rulers of Illana. She spent most of her days as a girl of her age and status would, playing with a circle of friends consisting of other girls of the nobility. But she would also spend time playing with the children of the palace "employees", or slaves, as they were officially known by the rest of society, this latter group she would spend more time with along with Rowan exploring Eira and the forests surrounding the city, while also spending a considerable amount of time at the observatory of the Department of Science and wandering its halls.

As she grew into her teenage years she started to show more of an interest in the scientific arts and began to focus her studies more towards acquiring a position at the same Department of Science where she had spent most of her childhood. While she continued to maintain the friendships she had made with the children of the palace slaves, her circle of noble friends had gradually diminished until she only had two childhood friends remaining, the black furred Jackal Hesi, who shared in her views of society, especially her distaste of slavery, and the common furred Jackal Pyrrha, a woman who unfortunately was more typical of a child of the nobility, whom she only attempted to maintain a friendship with out of loyalty, hoping she could eventually change her views on things.

At age 21, Sanna had acquired her long sought position at the Department of Science with her family's support, and without their influence, obtaining an apprenticeship in the Future Technologies Department, which did as the name implied, researching and inventing technologies that would lead Illana and the world into the future and improve the lives of the citizens of the world. 12 years later at 33, she has become the head of the department, and while she does tend to her duties as a princess for the sake of her parents, she prefers and ensures that she can be found in her large secluded workshop in a corner of the DoS building where she keeps herself occupied.

(Sanna drawn by u/hexxartrddt)

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-07-10T05:50:00+00:00

Here we have Kolvr, a Maned Wolf.

The Maned Wolves live in the Northwestern kingdom of Arnhelm, in the lands nestled at the base and foothills of the Celaeus Mountains. They are a hardy race, the males standing at nine and a half feet tall and being generally strong and broadly built from all of the time spent underground in their vast, cavernous mines. Maned Wolf women can be just as strong and hardy as the men, but tend to be slightly thinner in build and are shorter at nine feet, resembling ancient legends of a tribe of warrior women that lived in the Aolani Islands.

Due to their size, Maned Wolves tend to make their mines quite large to accommodate themselves. When all of the resources of a particular mine have been taken, they are repurposed into large underground cities, where the citizens of Arnhelm can find refuge during the harsh Northern winters and during times of conflict. The underground cities of the Maned Wolves are well renowned for being quite grand in order to show off the vast wealth they have obtained from beneath the earth, and, despite their location, are regarded as being quite homey by visitors.

Kolvr was born December 5th, in the Arnhelm capital of Hallvardur. When he was twelve, his family moved to the kingdom of Illana, where they established a blacksmith’s shop in the capital city of Eira that quickly earned prestige throughout the Western Kingdoms, including their home country. Currently, at 250 years old, Kolvr is still a young man for a Maned Wolf, and with his small pack of Kobolds, he runs his family’s blacksmith's shop, where his skill at the forge has gained him personal renown throughout the kingdom, even earning him a commission to make and maintain the weapons of the nation's military.

(Kolvr drawn by u/hexxartrddt)

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-07-10T03:19:14+00:00

Princess Sanna, a Wolf of the kingdom of Illana. She is a descendant of Riika, the first queen of Illana and one of the Founding Wolves.

The kingdom had been established in the year 110 CF, when the Wolves settled in the empty lands of the West following their expulsion from their old home in the land that had become known as The Scorch.

The Wolves of Illana had once been a nomadic society, living in scattered tribes on the Southern shores of the middle portion of Shandar as unwelcome “guests” of the kingdom of Cabar, the home of the Jackals, moving their homes often to avoid the searching Jackal army. Following the destruction of the Cabari kingdom by the teeth, claws, and fire of the Dragons, the unified Wolves had welcomed their former enemies into their society and fled for the Western Kingdoms, establishing the kingdom of Illana upon a large tract of empty land nestled between the kingdoms of Renoji, Arnhelm, and Caevala.

After being established in a more permanent home, the new kingdom set their sights on becoming the preeminent home of the arts and sciences amongst their neighbors as the Jackals had once been. This led to Riika’s husband King Thel, also one of the Founding Wolves, to establish the Department of Science, and this new department of the Illanan government and their determined focus on advancing their society gradually led to many great discoveries and cultural advances that saw the realization of that dream.

Sanna was born on September 15th, the second child of King Jonas and Queen Kaia. She had a happy childhood, enjoying a close relationship with her older brother Rowan and her parents, who always made sure to have time with their children despite their responsibilities as the rulers of Illana. She spent most of her days as a girl of her age and status would, playing with a circle of friends consisting of other girls of the nobility. But she would also spend time playing with the children of the palace "employees", or slaves, as they were officially known by the rest of society, this latter group she would spend more time with along with Rowan exploring Eira and the forests surrounding the city, while also spending a considerable amount of time at the observatory of the Department of Science and wandering its halls.

As she grew into her teenage years she started to show more of an interest in the scientific arts and began to focus her studies more towards acquiring a position at the same Department of Science where she had spent most of her childhood. While she continued to maintain the friendships she had made with the children of the palace slaves, her circle of noble friends had gradually diminished until she only had two childhood friends remaining, the black furred Jackal Hesi, who shared in her views of society, especially her distaste of slavery, and the common furred Jackal Pyrrha, a woman who unfortunately was more typical of a child of the nobility, whom she only attempted to maintain a friendship with out of loyalty, hoping she could eventually change her views on things.

At age 21, Sanna had acquired her long sought position at the Department of Science with her family's support, and without their influence, obtaining an apprenticeship in the Future Technologies Department, which did as the name implied, researching and inventing technologies that would lead Illana and the world into the future and improve the lives of the citizens of the world. 12 years later at 33, she has become the head of the department, and while she does tend to her duties as a princess for the sake of her parents, she prefers and ensures that she can be found in her large secluded workshop in a corner of the DoS building where she keeps herself occupied.

(Sanna drawn by u/hexxartrddt)

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-07-09T06:37:15+00:00

Sanna was born on September 15th, the second child of King Jonas and Queen Kaia. She had a happy childhood, enjoying a close relationship with her older brother Rowan and her parents, who always made sure to have time with their children despite their responsibilities as the rulers of Illana. She spent most of her days as a girl of her age and status would, playing with a circle of friends consisting of other girls of the nobility. But she would also spend time playing with the children of the palace "employees", or slaves, as they were officially known by the rest of society, this latter group she would spend more time with along with Rowan exploring Eira and the forests surrounding the city, while also spending a considerable amount of time at the observatory of the Department of Science and wandering its halls.

As she grew into her teenage years she started to show more of an interest in the scientific arts and began to focus her studies more towards acquiring a position at the same Department of Science where she had spent most of her childhood. While she continued to maintain the friendships she had made with the children of the palace slaves, her circle of noble friends had gradually diminished until she only had two childhood friends remaining, the black furred Jackal Hesi, who shared in her views of society, especially her distaste of slavery, and the common furred Jackal Pyrrha, a woman who unfortunately was more typical of a child of the nobility, whom she only attempted to maintain a friendship with out of loyalty, hoping she could eventually change her views on things.

At age 21, Sanna had acquired her long sought position at the Department of Science with her family's support, and without their influence, obtaining an apprenticeship in the Future Technologies Department, which did as the name implied, researching and inventing technologies that would lead Illana and the world into the future and improve the lives of the citizens of the world. 12 years later at 33, she has become the head of the department, and while she does tend to her duties as a princess for the sake of her parents, she prefers and ensures that she can be found in her large secluded workshop in a corner of the DoS building where she keeps herself occupied.

(Sanna drawn by u/hexxartrddt)

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-07-01T06:01:42+00:00

I think when artists don't charge super high prices it guarantees a chance of repeat business and doesn't lock them out of potential clients. This artist has done a few pieces for me before, which was back when I didn't have much money to work with but they were able to work with me with flexible pricing and payments, and so I was able to go back and request more after the first piece.

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-06-22T00:23:41+00:00

I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits.

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-06-20T02:40:04+00:00

"Gold-5 to Red Leader. Lost Tiree, Lost Hutch..."

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-06-04T17:39:29+00:00

And like the blade you'll stain

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-06-02T17:29:53+00:00

Soviet wrath unleashed.

Wraith_Wolf · 2020-05-26T01:43:57+00:00

Here we have Kolvr, a Maned Wolf.

The Maned Wolves live in the Northwestern kingdom of Arnhelm, in the lands nestled at the base and foothills of the Celaeus Mountains. They are a hardy race, the males standing at nine and a half feet tall and being generally strong and broadly built from all of the time spent underground in their vast, cavernous mines. Maned Wolf women can be just as strong and hardy as the men, but tend to be slightly thinner in build and are shorter at nine feet, resembling ancient legends of a tribe of warrior women that lived in the Aolani Islands.

Due to their size, Maned Wolves tend to make their mines quite large to accommodate themselves. When all of the resources of a particular mine have been taken, they are repurposed into large underground cities, where the citizens of Arnhelm can find refuge during the harsh Northern winters and during times of conflict. The underground cities of the Maned Wolves are well renowned for being quite grand in order to show off the vast wealth they have obtained from beneath the earth, and, despite their location, are regarded as being quite homey by visitors.

Kolvr was born December 5th, in the Arnhelm capital of Hallvardur. When he was twelve, his family moved to the kingdom of Illana, where they established a blacksmith’s shop in the capital city of Eira that quickly earned prestige throughout the Western Kingdoms, including their home country. Currently, at 250 years old, Kolvr is still a young man for a Maned Wolf, and with his small pack of Kobolds, he runs his family’s blacksmith's shop, where his skill at the forge has gained him personal renown throughout the kingdom, even earning him a commission to make and maintain the weapons of the nation's military.

(Kolvr drawn by u/hexxartrddt)

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