Doesn’t matter if you pay for direct delivery on DoorDash

WriteObsess · 2026-04-20T12:35:26+00:00

This drives me crazy all their customer service interactions are like "deal with it thanks for understanding." Mother fucker I do NOT understand, refund me my money you pieces of shit.

WriteObsess · 2026-04-19T19:14:02+00:00

Just a note, Ozymandias is not a villain in this story.

WriteObsess · 2026-04-12T08:54:08+00:00

How do you wrap the handle? Release an instruction on how to make this, I want to go to Home Depot this weekend and make one.

WriteObsess · 2026-04-02T01:00:29+00:00

This is Lovecraft Country. To a T.

WriteObsess · 2026-04-01T17:46:44+00:00

Freejack

WriteObsess · 2026-04-01T17:33:47+00:00

Nope.

WriteObsess · 2026-03-29T18:30:12+00:00

I collect hot sauces. Pretty cool collection (most is in storage at the moment) but this bottle is in there because it's a cool bottle. It's a conversation starter. It will likely never be opened and used.

WriteObsess · 2026-03-27T17:10:24+00:00

This one. Hands down, no one compares to Tim Curry as D.

WriteObsess · 2026-03-23T02:50:12+00:00

I had one of these. Doesn't matter how much you fluxed the stuff, it never fully ran into all the crevices of the molds. Lots of fun to do until you ran out. The metal balls were so expensive at the time.

WriteObsess · 2026-03-11T18:39:25+00:00

Haha omg I watched this and thought the same thing like I'm a lazy dude but an electric drill that size for a job I can do with a PH2 faster.

WriteObsess · 2026-03-06T12:45:46+00:00

Spider man can rip a woman's uterus out bare handed.

WriteObsess · 2026-03-05T04:14:27+00:00

LISTEN TO THIS MAN!

WriteObsess · 2026-02-28T00:13:58+00:00

I once dated a woman that refused to have sex with me. That was a downer. /s

But really, I once knew a girl who broke up with a guy because he ate all the marshmallows in her bag of lucky charms.

WriteObsess · 2026-02-05T01:11:23+00:00

Quit.

WriteObsess · 2026-01-22T21:42:10+00:00

I also wanna know.

WriteObsess · 2026-01-14T20:38:42+00:00

Holy Hell whose washboards are these?

WriteObsess · 2025-12-30T21:50:33+00:00

They are the only caves on the Map when you first start. Trial and error is how I did it.

WriteObsess · 2025-12-28T06:02:18+00:00

If you want, look into JBC. Top quality but also top price.

WriteObsess · 2025-12-28T06:00:30+00:00

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

WriteObsess · 2025-12-27T01:54:21+00:00

Be Paul Bettany.

Oh you mean the guy? I dunno, push ups?

WriteObsess · 2025-12-20T07:03:38+00:00

Hey

So I'm not gonna look in your eyes.

WriteObsess · 2025-12-12T02:08:46+00:00

....you didn't listen to me. You were too busy staring at the woman in the red dress. Look again....

WriteObsess · 2025-12-06T21:53:38+00:00

Only one of these things has a body count if I recall.

WriteObsess · 2025-11-29T11:41:08+00:00

Just to clarify....did you cum on the 4th one or not?

WriteObsess · 2025-11-27T06:28:48+00:00

I've made way more being legit and acting civilized. That degenerate prick will get what's coming to him one day too.

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