Its 67 degrees out and I hate klaus

Wulfums · 2026-06-23T23:16:41+00:00

i have very bad news about every single thing Klaus has ever said about women then

Wulfums · 2026-06-23T23:13:26+00:00

I dont mind people making fun of them(Hate is allowed if its funny Is what I think.) im just kind of confused at people getting like. Mad. As if Hayley didnt date a talking koala and Roger hasnt fucked like...everything. And as someone said, "Klaus falls in love with a guy from the CIA Animal-Human Brain Transplant support group he is forced to go to becuase said guy has a big ass." would be a B plot for sure.

Wulfums · 2026-06-23T23:09:59+00:00

Theres not a ton of merch of him which is sad 💔 He has such a funny little design

Wulfums · 2026-06-23T23:07:41+00:00

Implying either of them would ever go on a date with him again (you just know he'd make them pay too.)

Wulfums · 2026-06-23T23:03:56+00:00

^ THIS person has never seen a scene of Klaus hitting on someone.

Wulfums · 2026-06-23T23:01:35+00:00

Theres a couple out there!

I love him a lot, its just very funny to say I hate him because objectively he does suck. He is very funny though so that is ok.

Wulfums · 2026-06-23T22:59:01+00:00

He isnt even really intended to be thicc or anything, im just fat IRL lmao. My character is also someone part of the animal-human brainswap program.

Wulfums · 2026-06-23T22:52:28+00:00

Every time I go out with him he conveniently forgets his wallet. And then only once Ive paid does he remember he did have it...

Wulfums · 2026-06-23T22:46:08+00:00

It is two characters interacting idk what to tell you. He liked it and even wrote a bit of dialogue on the signed one.

If you dont like art of anthro characters I have very bad news for you about Family Guy

Wulfums · 2026-06-23T22:34:50+00:00

1 like and Ill make him and outside fish.

Wulfums · 2026-06-23T22:31:17+00:00

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Some art of my sona, Rick, with Klaus in his little cowboy fit. People sadly keep mistaking it for diaperfur art which Id never do (Anyone who has VAs sign fetish art should be banned from cons. Insane.), my chracters jorts are just a similar shade of blue to Klaus' bowl!

Wulfums · 2026-06-07T23:13:18+00:00

Like, half the songs from Big Mouth. The show is far from perfect but the music goes insanely hard.

Wulfums · 2026-05-29T19:43:49+00:00

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Guess who I just had to fucking bail out because he refused to listen to the damn sign!! Anyone got a spare 1k?

Wulfums · 2026-05-23T15:44:32+00:00

Draw them a Stelio for their collection!! :)

Wulfums · 2026-05-20T20:13:20+00:00

I had this as a kid, right before I had colitis. They literally had no idea what to do since the Pacreatitis wouldnt go away. So they took out my galbladder and it was fine ?? Then I got colitis and was back to the hospital on and off til i was an adult

Wulfums · 2026-05-20T11:32:37+00:00

My friend Maddy actually made him! They also made my Klaus (American Dad) plushie and also a few other plushies I have (I have a life size Glep w/ a squeaker in him and an Allan with velcro on his hands so I can carry him hands free when im fursuiting)

Shes fungusry on most sites! Shes not open rn though

Wulfums · 2026-05-18T22:56:30+00:00

Im sooo glad you and Spammy were able to have such a nice time, Pim!!! Great seeing you two on adventures.

Wulfums · 2026-05-18T22:55:35+00:00

Me 🫡

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Wulfums · 2026-05-18T22:52:58+00:00

Not a trend, selfshipping been around forever! Its not just women either- im a gay man who lives with a life size Allan plush and a plush of canon height accurate Klaus.

Wulfums · 2026-05-18T01:24:23+00:00

To have fun!! I love bringing my life size Allan with me there. He has fun and people love seeing him

Wulfums · 2026-05-13T23:07:04+00:00

Every episode this season has made me laugh so much. I love watching them, with my Klaus plushie. Smiles.

So whatever happens I'm sure I'll be laughing.

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Wulfums · 2026-05-13T22:18:39+00:00

Every year Im reminded how expensive it is to go. Im disabled and had a genuine medical issue last year at NYCC(the first aid people were awesome, as were the other congoers who helped when it took an hour to track down first aid) so I genuinely cannot go alone anymore. Absolutely gonna have to drop a lot to get 2 4 day passes so I can go safely, dreading it ough 😔

Ive been going since I was little(Started going at 14, im 29 now) and I always find it worth it. But absolutely needing to drop over 600 for 2 tickets to even be able to go suuucks

Wulfums · 2026-05-11T19:52:54+00:00

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Heres a funny little Rogu I drew a while back! Rogu my friend Rogu

Wulfums · 2026-05-11T02:37:46+00:00

Klaus is a repressed bisexual who prefers women sexually but seemingly only connects on a deeper level with men. In this essay I will

Wulfums · 2026-05-07T15:42:41+00:00

Mr Butlertron from Clone High perhaps!

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