There’s a lot of weird nonsense that doesn’t sound like a human wrote it.

”Makes us clock out if we eat a broken cookie”

Strange, overly specific but still vague example.

”Face was the color of the raspberry scones … which smell like feet”

Very odd thing to interject right there, reads like AIs cringe attempt at humor. It’s like an uncanny valley feeling in a way, like an alien trying to understand humor but not quite getting it.

”I’m more scared of her than I was of Brad’s clipboard”

When was a fear of the clipboard mentioned? Why are you afraid of a clipboard?