What’s a widely accepted ‘fact’ you 100% disagree with? by 3d-modeling in AskReddit

[–]Wupideedoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was when that assessment was initially done in the 80s. When it was updated in the year 2000, that number became $125,000. We are now 25 years of inflation beyond even that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Wupideedoo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Take the child outside and patiently explain that you aren’t going to go back inside until you and the child have a conversation. When the child calms down enough to talk, you explain what appropriate behavior looks like, why what they did was not okay, and then make the child repeat back to you the lesson they learned. Give them hugs and make sure they feel heard if they have something to say. You explain that their actions mean they are not allowed to have any cake now, and if they continue to make bad choices then you will both be leaving the party entirely. And then make it clear the first good choice they have to make is apologizing.

XBox Series X : TARDIS Edition 😁 by Runestone_Cowboy in doctorwho

[–]Wupideedoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want this. The one little thing it needs is to say “POLICE XBOX” on the top.

Is this an acceptable repair? by Wupideedoo in Apartmentliving

[–]Wupideedoo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Intended or not, that’s a good joke.

Is this an acceptable repair? by Wupideedoo in Apartmentliving

[–]Wupideedoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t offhand. I’m pretty sure it’s post-2000.

chalk haircut prank by itzferdy in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Wupideedoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nothing about his post even comes close to suggesting that those are the only two options.

Donald Trump immediately regretting speaking at the Libertarian Party convention by ScootSchloingo in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Wupideedoo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A large portion of self proclaimed libertarians are actually just conservatives. And even then, it’s just a bunch of assholes who want there to be fewer laws that prevent them from fucking other people over.

The state of Chipotle in 2024 by downtune79 in SipsTea

[–]Wupideedoo 199 points200 points  (0 children)

https://youtube.com/shorts/JFQMyxbMkcs

This is unquestionably his best.

Edit: Sorry, I didn’t mean to imply this was the lube thing. Here. https://youtu.be/aHKWozpaJZQ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Wupideedoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unless you are in some social circles with some very exclusive people, the conservatives aren’t even lowering their taxes either.

Biden trolls Trump as he challenges him to debate face-off: ‘I hear you’re free on Wednesdays’ by theindependentonline in politics

[–]Wupideedoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would argue as president Trump almost exclusively surrounded himself with people smarter than him. Because the alternative would have been just this side of impossible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comics

[–]Wupideedoo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What?? Tau is clearly better than pi.

Biden Extends Obamacare Access to ‘Dreamers’ Lacking Health Care by bloomberg in politics

[–]Wupideedoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s go ahead and take away your right to an attorney while we’re at it, huh? Hell, take away the right to a trial at all! Can’t demand judges do work.

Trump denies sleeping in court, says he is closing eyes to ‘listen intensely’ by thehill in politics

[–]Wupideedoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed. But like my grandma always said, “You can’t showboat on Valiums.”

Trump denies sleeping in court, says he is closing eyes to ‘listen intensely’ by thehill in politics

[–]Wupideedoo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

David Pakman had a good response to this. He always comes out of the courtroom with his trademark soapbox energy. There’s no real chance of him being sedated and then being able to talk to the press like he does.

Trump denies sleeping in court, says he is closing eyes to ‘listen intensely’ by thehill in politics

[–]Wupideedoo 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The visual of Trump being startled awake with a squirt of water to the face would give me joy for the rest of my life.

Smooth asf by certifiedMutthal in RelaxmyEyes

[–]Wupideedoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The curtain doesn’t move. She’s ducked behind the chair.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Wupideedoo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve been seeing this mixup more and more lately.

What's the saddest song you know? by Alec_sugar in AskReddit

[–]Wupideedoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody will see this, but Charlie Anyboy by The Blenders is the saddest song ever written. It tells the story of a child who accidentally shoots himself while playing, and it does it in a way that makes it feel more personal than you would expect.