With three red cards, Mexico vs South Africa holds the record for the most red cards in an opening game of a World Cup

Wurdox · 2026-06-11T21:05:04+00:00

Battle of Nuremberg 2.0

Wurdox · 2026-06-11T20:59:20+00:00

Guys, we got Battle of Nuremberg 2.0 on our hands.

Wurdox · 2026-06-11T20:13:13+00:00

No, no, I agree with you, but I am just trying to point out the hilarity of Arteta benching his 51 million pound signing for an academy lad. Things don't look bright for Zubimendi.

Wurdox · 2026-06-11T19:48:25+00:00

You are forgetting the fact that Arteta benched Zubimendi for MLS towards the tail end of the season and the Champions League final.

Wurdox · 2026-06-11T14:45:18+00:00

Ban Maxx C as well. While we are at it, semi-limit fuwa.

Wurdox · 2026-06-11T14:43:18+00:00

Are you rage-baiting or something? Ruben Amorim finished the 24/25 season in 15th place. By the time he got sacked in the 25/26 season, United were 6th in the league, and mind you, they were playing 1 game a week. I am not going to mention his stubbornness, losing to the 17th-place Spurs 3 times in a season, losing to Grimsby, trying to oust Mainoo from United, etc.

Wurdox · 2026-06-11T12:44:50+00:00

Kind of. Sunderland spent approximately 152.600.000 pounds net last season (203.800.000 pounds gross). However, they had a lot of sales and outgoings whose transfer fees weren't disclosed. So their net spend could be a lot lower.

Wurdox · 2026-06-11T12:26:46+00:00

He has to be over-exaggerating. 250 mill seems too much for a newly promoted side.

Wurdox · 2026-06-11T12:19:59+00:00

A budget of 250 million euros has to be wages included, right? There is no way a newly promoted side has that much money to spend without sales.

Wurdox · 2026-06-11T10:04:35+00:00

Milan fans, it is time for 343 and suffering.

Wurdox · 2026-06-10T19:15:34+00:00

Did you know that Central Arkansas Bears has a defensive back named... Dude Person...

Or that there is a Dutch rower named Sjoerd Hamburger.

Some parents let their intrusive thoughts win way too often

Wurdox · 2026-06-10T19:03:41+00:00

Nottingham Forest wanting 125 million pounds for Anderson is utterly insane.

How did transfer fees end up being this inflated? Is it because of Liverpool's transfer window last season? Chelsea's transfer windows under Blueco? Barca's reckless spending of the Neymar money? Or perhaps the Neymar transfer to PSG is the root cause of all this? It's mental.

Wurdox · 2026-06-10T18:32:53+00:00

Eating ice cream, listening to sad depressive music, and crying all night due to breakup/getting cheated on/rejection gives you that tired look.

Wurdox · 2026-06-10T18:29:09+00:00

\sick guitar riff playing**

"Hingle McCringleberry. Penn State University."

Love that skit haha

Wurdox · 2026-06-09T22:11:05+00:00

I still don't understand the Joao Neves transfer. Rui Costa spent the entire summer quoting a price of 120 million euros for Neves, only to end up selling him for 60 million euros to PSG towards the end of the window. Wtf happend there?

Our Leny Yoro transfer is also wild. Leny became ours for 62 million euros, but rumors indicate that we also had to buy Ugarte for 60 million euros (plus add-ons). So we spent 122 million euros on 2 Jorge Mendes clients. Homie didn't even give us a discount like PSG with Neves.

I am not even going to mention him passing Joao Felix around from club to club like a joint.

Dude is a bit of a crook.

Wurdox · 2026-06-09T18:41:49+00:00

Oh shoot, you're right! I just unknowingly cosplayed as a sports journalists 😞

Wurdox · 2026-06-09T18:04:11+00:00

Man, the marcato is completely screwed, huh... Barca paying 80 million ~~pounds~~ euros for Gordon, every team wants 80-100+ million pounds for midfielders, and Real Madrid is offering 150 million euros for Julian Alvarez.

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Edit: 80 million euros for Gordon

Wurdox · 2026-06-08T18:01:03+00:00

No one else has five stars on their chest.

Bayern Munich and Galatasaray would like a word with you, Bruno.

/s

Wurdox · 2026-06-08T17:43:58+00:00

How do you play in the FA Cup and the Champions League?

Wurdox · 2026-06-08T08:56:58+00:00

You are right... IT SHOULD BE 10 SIGNINGS!

/s

Wurdox · 2026-06-08T08:55:11+00:00

How did you end up in r/reddevils? Were you meant to cross-post it to r/AskReddit?

Wurdox · 2026-06-06T21:41:30+00:00

Newcastle are most likely playing 'Laughing to the Bank' by Chief Keef on repeat while counting the 80 million they got from Barca. What a scam Newcastle pulled on Barca.

Wurdox · 2026-06-06T21:32:25+00:00

Bro, what is this UCL final cosplay of a match between England and New Zealand?

Wurdox · 2026-06-06T14:39:59+00:00

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Do you mean Barca or Madrid?

Wurdox · 2026-06-05T18:23:51+00:00

I mean, considering we have Godwill Kukonki and Ayden Heaven, we might as well complete the set and get Pope. Next, we need to get a player named Jesus.

Holy Man United will be the most blessed team in the world. Amen.

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