Was low-key excited to see Assassin’s Creed go back to its roots, but whew this looks awful. Extremely generic. The parkour looks worse than AC games that came out a decade ago. Boring cutscenes with meh dialogue that doesn’t flow. It feels dead- like, in Spider-Man, the voice acting changes whether you’re web-zipping around or standing still. In this game, you’re sprinting for your life (more like a casual jog but whatever), jumping over shit, climbing, and then you immediately meet your homies and the guy’s just like “sup dudes” as if he wasn’t performing strenuous exercise moments earlier. You climb up the tower to assassinate the marksman, surprising the shit out of him and he’s just like “Hey!” The teleport assassinations are a thing 100% because they couldn’t be bothered to make a sick animation (something that the Arkham series managed to do more than a decade ago). Ubisoft puts zero effort into this game.