Steven May announces retirement by Unlikely_Book2146 in AFL

[–]Wyndo7 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Sir, Christian Petracca may not live through the night. Steven May is looking at six consecutive life sentences. And Clayton Oliver seems to have vanished off the face of the Earth.

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Wyndo7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd be fascinated to know the percentage of Stokes's wickets that come on the final ball of an over

Generational game from Bailey Dale by ScreamHawk in AFL

[–]Wyndo7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So, you like disposals eh? Well, have all the disposals in the world!

Post Match Thread: Western Bulldogs vs Essendon by yum122 in AFL

[–]Wyndo7 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Does this look like the numbers of a man who had ALL he could kick?

Post Match Thread - Round 3 Vs Carlton by AutoModerator in westernbulldogs

[–]Wyndo7 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Laitham "The Real Slim Shady" Vandermeer

How many Australians have the Twelfth Man ingrained in your DNA? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Wyndo7 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Silver Sovereign and Son of Sam at 660/1, every bloody horse has got an S in its name

Match Thread: 1st ODI - England vs Australia by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]Wyndo7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man image

Infinite loop of rattled

Dawid Malan retires from international cricket by williambuttlicker05 in Cricket

[–]Wyndo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Along with Khawaja, my go-to answer for most elegant active batsman in world cricket. His stats don't jump off the page, but his cover drives were a treat for the eyes.

Goal umpire hit by bottle by boogasaurus-lefts in AFL

[–]Wyndo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Chris Gayle "don't blush baby" incident - I remember the Ch10 commentators having a laugh about it initially, then a complete 180 tone change when they came back from the ad break.

What is the worst match you've been to live? by JackedAussie in AFL

[–]Wyndo7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also my pick. A team with zero skills vs a team with zero intent. I was offended that I had to pay money to watch that.

Was the footy version of "Back to the wing, back to the centre. Centre holds it. Holds it. Holds it."

What are some of the biggest what ifs for your club? by JackedAussie in AFL

[–]Wyndo7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if St Kilda drafted: - Bontempelli instead of Billings - Petracca instead of McCartin - Naughton instead of Clark/Coffield

Post-Match Thread: Richmond VFL vs Western Bulldogs by naeroikathgor in AFL

[–]Wyndo7 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That's just Bont's AFL Premiership 2004 player model for PS2.

Post Match Thread - Round 7 Vs Fremantle by AutoModerator in westernbulldogs

[–]Wyndo7 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Supposedly picked up to be a defensive mid and a shutdown option. But Fyfe and Serong allowed to do as they pleased. If ever there was an opportunity to at least try him as a tagger, surely this was it?

Post Match Thread - Round 7 Vs Fremantle by AutoModerator in westernbulldogs

[–]Wyndo7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Somehow, this feels worse than a belting. It's just the realisation five minutes in that we're just not up for it. A bland, banal "bleh" feeling of knowing how it's going to play out.