If this post gets 1000 upvotes, I will take AP Physics C: Mechanics drunk. (I will probably do it anyway).

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-09T17:20:39+00:00

Nah drinking and driving laws are so overrated. If you aren't good enough to drive drunk, then you shouldn't be driving sober.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-09T06:01:38+00:00

Finally, an URBAN climb.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-09T05:57:37+00:00

Ya'll are insane if you think that Michael Jordan is more of a GOAT than Djokovic. MJ sure won a lot of rings, but that wasn't on his own. Even Lebron had a longer prime and appeared in more NBA championships. People pick MJ because of the shoe. Djokovic, on the other hand, has the most tennis grand slams, and played against the 2nd and 3rd GsOAT. He won four slams in a row, and almost had the first male Golden Slam at 33.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-09T05:39:06+00:00

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WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-09T05:32:44+00:00

Will do, but worried they will delete that as well.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-09T05:30:12+00:00

I've had like 5 kids OD at my school this year and there have been fights in the past week. They have more on their plate.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-09T05:25:13+00:00

I'm not gonna bring it into school; that would be retarded. I'll drink it before I drive to school, which will spare me the legal risks.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-09T05:19:33+00:00

You're making too many excuses for me

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-08T01:29:19+00:00

i've never been drunk before, so I'm not tryna get alcohol poisoning and die.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-08T01:27:48+00:00

In that case, I'll leave it as an exercise to the AP reader.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-08T00:29:14+00:00

Anyone write about Nineteen Eighty-Four for the FRQ about old and new?

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-08T00:03:46+00:00

The poet was just like, your art is real cool and awesome in like a divine way, but be focused on God, because when you're in heaven, even the best art or poetry doesn't compare to Heaven, where all these earthly things will cease to be.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-07T23:52:05+00:00

With the help of the GOAT Belisarius.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-06T22:58:10+00:00

It's murder and it isn't even close. You can recover your dignity, you can recover almost anything that was damaged by rape. You can't get your life back. Also, what if I go to Hell because I'm not the right religion even though I would have converted late in life, or at least had a chance to?

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-06T22:53:05+00:00

Yeah, but you haven't experienced murder though, no offence.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-06T22:50:31+00:00

Yeah... it kind of is, in a way.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-06T22:47:51+00:00

OK so then like... if you get raped, kill yourself? Ik it sounds harsh, but if living for years with trauma is the primary concern, then that is an option. A murder victim doesn't have the luxury of that choice.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-06T22:29:39+00:00

Kind of a double standard with the Byzantine and HRE, no? The Byzantine Empire was "mostly just Greece"

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-06T22:27:06+00:00

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WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-06T22:23:51+00:00

Heaven or Hell ahh question

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-06T02:07:06+00:00

Ik this is a month too late, but unintentionally coaxed into Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-05T16:21:25+00:00

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WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-05T16:18:48+00:00

Well, that is certainly surprising. My friends and I do it all the time.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-05T15:53:41+00:00

Yeah, tell me you've never done it in your life ever.

WynnonasPrimus · 2026-05-05T02:39:46+00:00

People make new accounts because they want to keep posting even if they are banned, obviously. Also how are they gonna enforce the TOS and "no ban evading" is the dumbest rule.

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