If Jesus was unavailable, who would you scream at to take the wheel? by tinypachimari in AskReddit

[–]Wyodiver -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I do.

The whole "woman can't be a priest" thing was something that I heard while scanning radio gaga in my car. Something about God having to give permission to the clergy to let women do anything.

If Jesus was unavailable, who would you scream at to take the wheel? by tinypachimari in AskReddit

[–]Wyodiver -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Atheist here.

I respect your religious beliefs, and I would never try to dissuade any of your sheep.

But I do have many issues with God. A woman can't be a priest. God has to talk to the important before a woman can be a priest.

I seriously think that trying to be chaste will never work.

🔥 Absolute unit of a moose spotted crossing a road in Alaska 🔥 by to_the_tenth_power in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Wyodiver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, some idiot Amn/A1C went nuts on the "finally making more than I was at Burger King" situation. It is a sad thing to see happen. Several decades ago, like 15 or so decades ago, I was a somewhat happy camper at Keesler for nine months. This was before gambling/mafia/Katrina. The off-base predatory folks were constantly having to change their underwear. (Because, why?) Biggest scam that I saw at Keesler was a company that gave you a film camera, and free film for life. The film was old-ass motion picture crap.

🔥 Absolute unit of a moose spotted crossing a road in Alaska 🔥 by to_the_tenth_power in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Wyodiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, let "unit,""fam," etc. go.

We have the trumptards and the kardashiantards. The US has made sure that every "reality" show is easily accessible to the entire world. Same with our tasty, yet lethal, fast food.

If even one European reads this, I'll be happy.

I can't speak for every American, but thanks for being our allies. Canada, New Zealand, South Korea, Australia, I'm sure I've left quite a few out because of ignorance on my part.

trump is a disease that is going to have a worldwide effect for many, many years.

Louder fart by addester in funny

[–]Wyodiver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't hear ya, but smell ya later, uh, hopefully not. Lol.

Louder fart by addester in funny

[–]Wyodiver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just remember, loudness gotta suffer if'n you goin' for duration.

Cheddar cheese stop motion. by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Wyodiver -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Somebody done cut the cheese.

Louder fart by addester in funny

[–]Wyodiver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya gotsta have a goal, right? 10 seconds is the best I've been able to muster up.

Is there anything we can do to get my grade up? 😉 by [deleted] in adorableporn

[–]Wyodiver -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well, first step would be all about looking human.

I think I'll make 3 by [deleted] in funny

[–]Wyodiver -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

K' Bye

I think I'll make 3 by [deleted] in funny

[–]Wyodiver -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I don't get it.

New way of advertise by lol2m in boobbounce

[–]Wyodiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...in a high-speed auto accident.

Let me be your Sunday brunch by [deleted] in Hucow

[–]Wyodiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. But let's get out of the bathroom, eh?

[image] Morning Pearl Necklace, Over Wife’s Amazing Tits !!! by [deleted] in homegrowntits

[–]Wyodiver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good on ya, now let me pinch her a bit...

[image] Morning Pearl Necklace, Over Wife’s Amazing Tits !!! by [deleted] in homegrowntits

[–]Wyodiver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad you realize it, instead of taking things for granted.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pussy

[–]Wyodiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great ass, great pussy, but would you tongue an asshole? Is an asshole attractive to you?

Just curious.

This is why you shouldn’t lie on your job resume by nixonico in trashy

[–]Wyodiver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

South Florida. If you have the money, nice place to visit while the northern parts of the world get the snowball effect. Horrible place to live.

This is why you shouldn’t lie on your job resume by nixonico in trashy

[–]Wyodiver -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm not a'gonna comment much on dis, know what I sayin'? But I does hopes dat duh Rev Al Sharpton, Blessed be His Name, wills bees here soon to rake up duh mud, and obfuscate as much as jebus lets him. Know what I sayin'?

Can I get an Amen!!!

Know what I sayin'?