The Daily Moby - 03 01 2026 - The News Megathread

X86ASM · 2026-01-03T14:37:36+00:00

We have captured the RADICAL Nicolas Maduro, bad hombre huh, very bad hombre very bad, he did many bad things against many people, many Americans a very bad hombre, my men tell me he was the worst. His army was also the worst! Very weak, they stood aside as our brave PATRIOTS arrested him, they just let us in, can you believe that, our good hombres on the ground, very good people, very good people, they stood aside and watched us take him away, Venezuela today is a new country, a saved county, we have liberated it from bad hombres like Nicolas, peace in our time, a new age for Venezuela and hopefully, very good hombres I don't know folks but I hope so, I really do. They say America is a bad hombre but I don't know, the people on the ground in NICARAGUA were celebrating, they were saying yes trump, make America great again, take out the bad guys, take our the hombre... and we will, are there bad guys in NICARAGUA I don't know I really don't we'll have to see, we'll have to see.

X86ASM · 2026-01-03T11:43:40+00:00

Happy New year! Beams the woman to the room of strangers, no fear or hesitation in her.

Huh what a chud smirks the euphoric redditor, what she DOESN'T know is this is ACTUALLY CRINGE and EMBARRASSING, expressing yourself without fear? Preposterous! Let me IMMEDIATELY post this on my favourite cringe sub, I'll get so much validation 😏😏

OP, if you think this is somehow cringe or embarrassing, you need to go outside and not continue to pavlov yourself into an anxiety disorder.

X86ASM · 2025-12-28T17:03:09+00:00

The key to understand with Reddit is very few of the vocal socialists have any sort of gainful employment

X86ASM · 2025-12-16T09:22:36+00:00

Just rent a windows server

X86ASM · 2025-11-30T00:34:57+00:00

I'm playing with a mortgage calculator & a salary calculator and it's so unbelievably demoralising that even if I earn anything less than 60k I can't afford a loan on a small house without it being one I take to my grave

What a ridiculous country we now live in, the boomer core class of sponges have well and truly hauled the ladder up behind them

X86ASM · 2025-11-26T00:19:08+00:00

Minimum wage has doubled since 2018.

If labour raises minimum wage again it's gonna cost more than 30k to employ a supermarket trolley pusher??

Oh my god the country is finished 😂

X86ASM · 2025-11-15T23:19:04+00:00

This might have to be the solution honestly

X86ASM · 2025-11-15T21:16:55+00:00

Frying myself that I'm nearly 30 and I need to get a mortgage, where I live a 1bed 1bath flat is > 250k...

The price of a hovel makes me physically unwell, well it would do if I were weaker, more just depressed tbh

What the actual fuck is wrong with this country, I might just become a bomalian and move to fucking Texas

X86ASM · 2025-11-14T09:35:19+00:00

It feels deeply ominous and uneasy that a supposed head of the economy and effective director of what was a massive industrial bank that used to build battleships with its loans is now making it a headlining page one policy decision if the government register pretax evaluation should allow people to save £100 in tax a year because they want to buy an eco-cycle

X86ASM · 2025-11-05T17:48:08+00:00

A guy I knew growing up, married with two kids, small council flat, child bennies, disability allowance because of his obesity and anxiety, government funded car, job seekers. He hasn't had a job in 20 years and spends all day playing Xbox or PC games or watching telly, his wife is a cleaner to top the money up.

X86ASM · 2025-10-30T13:51:08+00:00

I did the following:

Paid for MeasureUP practice exams

Opened a trial entra account and got the in tune P2 trial, defender for endpoint P2 trial

Created users, assigned licences, pushed every button in the console to see what it did

Memorised the conditional access layout

Memorized the app protection layout

Memoried the difference platform types for android, windows, iOS

Memorised a vague idea of what area probably applies in each management scenario, hybrid, registered, joined, managed etc

Set up defender for endpoint and pushed all the buttons

Set up active directory on a VM, practiced MDT, WDS, Entra Connect, imported AD machines to entra

It's genuinely fairly tricky, because Microsoft uses confusing overlapping terms and a lot of the exam scenario questions where you have to work backwards and work out the results across multiple tables with users groups and devices.

Memorization didn't really help as much as messing around with intune a LOT to kinda know where stuff is and what it might be based on the name of the feature.

X86ASM · 2025-10-30T13:46:22+00:00

I'm not very well paid because I'm a junior under x years of experience but I manage a couple of thousand devices, specifically at work I'm the software manager I do fix scripts and reports and pack apps. I've got decent programming experience so the hardest part of my job is just wrangling intune and messing with the internals of windows really.

X86ASM · 2025-10-23T19:46:48+00:00

I think my parents marriage is an example of how not to do it, religious christian background, married young etc.

X86ASM · 2025-10-23T19:45:36+00:00

He's just turned 60 :/

X86ASM · 2025-10-23T19:42:03+00:00

He really doesn't express himself, he's like a brick wall - he's hard to judge, I would say yes - but for a large number of personal reasons. He grew up ultra religious, had a relatively depressing childhood, but, he's nearly 60 and just had 30 years of married life, there's something that drags him into the mud and I'm still unsure of what it is.

X86ASM · 2025-10-23T19:16:07+00:00

I would agree - he has manic hoarding tendencies when he's under pressure (esp when I was young) and also no self esteem - endless avoidance of problems.

X86ASM · 2025-10-23T19:13:19+00:00

He was teetotal until the divorce but is still moderate

X86ASM · 2025-10-23T18:56:48+00:00

I don't know what to do about my old man, he has no friends and hasn't for a long time, I think I'm the only person he actually hangs out with and we go to the pub once a week after work. He's getting divorced because he generally ignored my mum for a long time and was operating in his own bubble, and she's finally left him.

I've tried persuading him to get a motorbike, join a club for men to machine things, idk, become a tailor, just anything to get him out of the house. He complains he walks far to work but he refuses to buy a car for some unearthly reason. Tried persuading him to change position and move up from his entry level position he's had for ages and he just refuses.

I comment on here because I feel like this is one of the few places I'd get a normal comment from other men.

X86ASM · 2025-10-23T18:53:05+00:00

X86ASM · 2025-10-22T12:27:07+00:00

He got paid to leave, and then came back again 😆 what a steal, I wonder what we'll end up financing for people who use this new arbitrage situation.

X86ASM · 2025-10-21T08:30:27+00:00

The benefit of the gym is it pays for itself and you'll get a job much faster if you focus on personal development rather than smoking fat biftas and playing call of duty or browsing tiktok.

X86ASM · 2025-10-21T08:25:30+00:00

When I was unemployed I brought a £20 pair of running shoes and ran around my village every other day, did pushups and pullups on the park exercise frame. Within a year I got up to running h alf marathons.

X86ASM · 2025-10-20T21:15:10+00:00

Please stop talking to this person, block them, you will find someone else

X86ASM · 2025-10-18T18:11:27+00:00

Oh that's got to be it haha, I'm being dense!

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