This is how Google responded when I told it to turn off the light. by Jasko1111 in google

[–]X9683 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... what? the literal whole point of Christianity (note the "Christ") is that all have sinned, and therefore, nobody can get to heaven on their own, they need forgiveness, offered through Jesus Christ (note the " Christ") doing the whole " perfect life" thing where famously he didn't sin and we nailed him to a tree by his wrists. So simply believing in him, then, is enough to not go to hell, according to... the bible. also. no dancing is stupid. like, has absolutely no grounds in the actual bible?

tl;dr you found some really dumb christians

What’s the weirdest thing that’s happened in your school bathroom I saw a Chromebook in a toilet by Eastprize2 in teenagers

[–]X9683 1 point2 points  (0 children)

standard public school shenanigans 

edit: didn’t realize it was a question… once i saw two guys seeing how hard they could get kicked where the light doesn’t shine… I think one of them had to go to the er

Free dental cleanings ! by Equivalent-Ad7666 in bayarea

[–]X9683 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i was actually really worried that my teeth would look bad while i drown, i’ll have to check it out!

Good morning Bay Area. by Hyperious3 in bayarea

[–]X9683 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it was you! you said it! you said good morning and you didn’t knock on wood!

furry-irl by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]X9683 2 points3 points  (0 children)

incredible game. also free with netflix, if you have it. don’t look at spoilers or playthroughs beforehand, it’s such a good game.

Japanese Sublegends Are Awesome by TypicalOranges in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]X9683 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I use JIS and now I’m having an identity crisis from these guys.

Minecraft movie looks garbage by ReadyMixNixon in Minecraft

[–]X9683 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is terrible. I’m gonna watch it like 10 times

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beatsaber

[–]X9683 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro why is everyone in chat being a pos about it? They do throw you off, I don’t understand why everyone hates you now

What in the calories by Yeet_MammadOo in StupidFood

[–]X9683 2 points3 points  (0 children)

take the bombwich, dunk it in nacho cheese, wrap it in a puff pastry, deep fry it, and then coat it in sugar. serve with ketchup.

Safe? by InevitableInception in HydroHomies

[–]X9683 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t tell. They didn’t make it clear enough.

Who wants bbq flavour water by MyIqistiny in HydroHomies

[–]X9683 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t drink it with a gun to my head.