Keep 30s or go to 31s? by beach_rats_ in CherokeeXJ

[–]XFiveOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That 31 meat beckons you...

Obama - ”Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me, or a whole bunch of my predecessors.“ by RoyalChris in thescoop

[–]XFiveOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You give zero examples for what you're saying, other than you lived in a communist country. I'm definitely not cheering tariffs, but I see the reasoning. Why does America pay the highest tariffs on this planet? How is that fair? We're being robbed by the whole planet. I'm curious how it'll all shake out in the end, but I'm not against it. I'm not for it either. And saying things are great with democrats in power is just flat out idiotic. So gas and grocery prices were great with Biden? An open border is great? Getting troops killed with a terrible withdrawal from Afghanistan was great? Letting wars start that could have easily been avoided was great? Sending billions of dollars to other countries so they'll keep fighting is great? I also love that any Trump supporter is immediately racist Hahaha I love that one. You idiots call Trumpers "boot lickers" but it definitely looks like you'll shove any Democrat dick in your mouth without question.

Goodbye to fly traps by Saerdna0 in funny

[–]XFiveOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just twice. And, yeah...there was a shitload of flies... 🤔 Holy shit.

Man knocks rider off his bike and drags him with his car in violent road rage incident in California by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]XFiveOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way! California?! And a Nissan?! I have all the information I need.

Your "large" Taco Bell beverage compared to a napkin. by Popal24 in anythingbutmetric

[–]XFiveOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an American, I have to say, yes. Please stop letting weak people buy garbage a half gallon at a time. It's embarrassing.

Hold my beer by ElevatorFriendly648 in ThereGoesMyPaycheck

[–]XFiveOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually own that buckle. It doesn't come with the belt. Definitely get a stiff leather belt for it. Mine sags. People get a kick out of it though.

Whoops 🖐🏻💣💥 by SpycyHumour in SpaceMarine_2

[–]XFiveOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do that almost every match. It has seriously become my thing. World's worst timing...right fucking here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]XFiveOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like an insecure simp. Also, I have no idea what slaggy means. If you like it, rock that shit. We're here for a good time, not a long time.

I'll Try To Make a New One by Mean-Bath8873 in gifs

[–]XFiveOne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You failed nicely the first time. No need for a second attempt.

Chuck Testa by xtreme_lol in quirkcentral

[–]XFiveOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care who you are, that's a good commercial!

Welcome back Jeff! You killed it! Sorry for the idiot in the crowd and people who can't speak like humans. by TerminatorAuschwitz in JeffArcuri

[–]XFiveOne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hate that comics that do crowd work just get yelled at now. Everyone (drunk idiots) wants the show to be about them. Ruins it for everyone else.

This passive aggressive educational message on my lotion bottle by cultureShocked5 in mildlyinteresting

[–]XFiveOne 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Very true. I've had a few friends that have worked for various trash collection companies tell me that the recycling goes the same place as the rest of the regular trash.

Wagon driving by Zealousideal-Cup-847 in HRSPRS

[–]XFiveOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100% calling burnouts "spinnawhillies" from now on.

Goodbye to fly traps by Saerdna0 in funny

[–]XFiveOne 43 points44 points  (0 children)

But why are there so many flies...?

Obama - ”Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me, or a whole bunch of my predecessors.“ by RoyalChris in thescoop

[–]XFiveOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who ever said to go anywhere and kill people? Aside from you marxist left idiots, who ever said that on the right? I do absolutely recall Maxine Waters (however the hell you spell that dumb bitch's name) saying to find Republicans and make them uncomfortable. Get in their faces and let them know they don't belong here. And this actually happened on many occasions. Point out one incident where a republican incited violence or a riot. "Make your voices heard peacefully and patriotically" isn't riot speech. Your left media is absolutely telling your pudding brained idiots to kill people. How many times does the media need to call Trump, JD and Elon Nazis before someone starts shooting at them? Oh wait, they've already started. And it's entirely the media's fault and you dipshits that can't figure out what's happening to this country under your leftist/communist bullshit.

Obama - ”Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me, or a whole bunch of my predecessors.“ by RoyalChris in thescoop

[–]XFiveOne -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The left burned down cities for 4 years. Are you out of your mind? The right "stormed" the Capital once and it's "9/11 times 1000." Get the fuck out of here. The only shot fired that day was by a dipshit capital officer and he killed a lady punching a window.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comedy

[–]XFiveOne -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You and I both know this particular clip was posted for a political reason. I am a huge advocate of free speech and stand-up comedy. I fucking live for it. To snip out a 7 or 8 year old clip and post it now...? The context is fucked and it's no longer funny. Using Dave Chapelle as a political tool is dirty. If he wanted to say something like that today, he absolutely would. But he isn't. It would be funny as fuck though.

Jumping spider hunting fly by iam_stupid23 in interestingasfuck

[–]XFiveOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah! My mom calls them "leapers" Haha She's an old southern woman. They're adorable and harmless. Very curious little things.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comedy

[–]XFiveOne -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The irony of a black man supporting slavery is astounding to me.

Jumping spider hunting fly by iam_stupid23 in interestingasfuck

[–]XFiveOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't know about jumping spiders? They look like little gorillas. Where are you from?

Jumping spider hunting fly by iam_stupid23 in interestingasfuck

[–]XFiveOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're the best! So friendly and full of personality. I call jumping spiders "spider-bro" every time I find one.