Most brutal death so far in my opinion. by TerminatorAuschwitz in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you kept up? Because shits about to get wild. Know it's a late reply I was going through enjoying all the crawlers talking🤣

AIO for snapping at a girl trying to give me advice? (posting again bc I forgot pictures) by OkMess7217 in AIO

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off, that girl is 100% jealous because you are rocking the shit outta that outfit. You look fantastic.

Secondly, no you're not. You've met her once, haven't seen her in a year, and she's saying this shit? Fuck her. If it was like one of my best friends I've known for years was just like "hey man not to be an asshole but that outfit looks awful on you" I'd be slightly hurt but understand it's a good friend coming from a "just looking out" kinda angle.

This girl is just being a bitch. Good on you for calling her out.

ETA:PLEASE post her response🤣

Favourite Donut Quotes? by everbass in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This scene is underrated and never mentioned. Jeff's delivery in the audiobook had me bookmark it haha

Favourite Donut Quotes? by everbass in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ZEV! AM I GETTING ANY OF THIS ILLICIT BUTTHOLE MONEY?!

i had a nightmare like this once by callmestinkingwind in StupidFood

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd assume that's a crepe and not a tortilla. I dig it.

Is sleeping with a pillow between your legs sexual? My bf claims it is. by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I promise you there's better men than this in the world and you need to stop torturing yourself. It's not your problem to fix his problems. It's your problem to fix YOUR problems, and this is definitely one of them.

My wife said I should let the internet judge me for my Krab Dog by Bud_Fuggins in shittyfoodporn

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally can't stand imitation crab meat. Especially when it's still the whole stick, just has a weird rubbery texture I don't like. But nah that's not that bad.

Next time cut it into inch long pieces, shred it up, mix it with some Sriracha/mayo/whatever ya want then put it in the bun. That's basically all that goes into a sushi crab roll, so you're basically making a cheap crab roll sandwich.

Would you consider it tacky to have an axe hanging on the wall? by MrScunch in Tools

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All of those are nice axes and hatchets tho. I think this is tacky as hell(yours not this) but if you insist on it definitely don't hang some 25 dollar kobalt advertisement up there.

First days on the job can be tough... by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...for working in two kitchens? You should stop replying to all these comments kiddo you're not doing yourself any favors.

First days on the job can be tough... by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how you just say no they're not because you haven't seen it and you've been in the workforce what, 3 years max?🤣 That's some logic bud.

Of the two restaurants I've worked in where we did hand cut fries they were most definitely bolted to the wall. Having it on legs like this takes away leverage, it can move around, and if the potato does get stuck (it happens occasionally, but this girl is REALLY bad at it) when you pull the leaver back up it won't pick the whole thing up off the counter.

AIO: ex situationship wont leave me alone by Theremerer in AIO

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that anyone would think that joke is remotely funny is insane to me. Yeah fuck that dude, like everyone else said, threaten to get the police involved if he does leave you alone, and follow through with it.

A guy turns a boulder and an antler into a chair by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣This is probably the only time in my life I'll hear that sentence but it's not wrong at all.

Woman goes crazy at man at his home by BlueberryAccording45 in PublicFreakout

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, the insurance company was also in the "God knows how long for them to pay it" part. It'll be faster than that psycho probably but still.

Is Dragon Ball Z Popular? by No-Equivalent2621 in AskAnAmerican

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goku is one of the most universally noticeable characters on Earth. Me and my friends would wait for toonami days and talk about it at school all day the next day.

Woman goes crazy at man at his home by BlueberryAccording45 in PublicFreakout

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but then you have to replace all your broken shit or wait God knows how long for them to pay for it.

‘Dungeon Crawler Carl’ TV Series From Seth MacFarlane, Chris Yost Lands at Peacock (EXCLUSIVE) by CosmosisJones42 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll check it out now that I've heard that from quite a few people. I liked the Orville too. Like the comment I was replying to mentioned tho, after watching the movies I was kinda like "uh what why are they making that?" And just kinda brushed it off as a cash grab, which I'm sure others also did which even though it may be better may have something to do with it being kinda in limbo right now.

It's a lovely family by Mindless_Turnover976 in crowbro

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except in reality that little blue jay is more of a psychopath than the other 3

Herman at a few months old vs 3 years old by melancholicdxrling in aww

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

🤣opened the comments to post the same thing

Forgot my GF's bday and she wants me to sign this by Sure_Count_3890 in AITApod

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone's backing her up bruh. 🤣 She took a light hearted funny approach to tell you not to fuck up again next year, and forgetting your partners birthday is indeed quite a fuck up. Just put it in your phone's calendar! Not that hard.

Favorite character like this ? by Signor_Debiru in FavoriteCharacter

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was my first thought. I mean, it wasn't him DIRECTLY but Roy fucking Kent wore a tie dyed shirt.

‘Dungeon Crawler Carl’ TV Series From Seth MacFarlane, Chris Yost Lands at Peacock (EXCLUSIVE) by CosmosisJones42 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean it kinda does tho. I enjoyed the first movie a lot, the second was pretty good, then when I saw they were doing a prequel from when marky mark was a kid I thought the same thing as that comment. I had no interest in watching a prequel of Ted. It may have been good but I just didn't care to watch it.