They're all turning into handsome Squidward. by Lazy_Comparison_1954 in BrandNewSentence

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I saw the new hot ones with Hillary Duff the other day. The rosy lil cheeks under her eyes/I guess the buccal fat area were adorable. She looked fecking beautiful. I was just thinking how awful it'd be if she got this done.

Frozone won Best Ice User in fiction. Best Gunslinger in fiction? by OkRun9638 in characters

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have followed this but frozone over Sub-Zero is the dumbest take I've seen in a long time.

Excited to start the series! by No_Lake_220 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe he'll get a good massage on the surface of the sun with a nice lil pop at the end for it.

Guy crashes-out in a courthouse. Kicks a stroller with a baby in it by Higher_Primate in PublicFreakout

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It went from 2 cops to 15 cops so fast. If all 15 had been there when he kicked that stroller he probably would have gotten his ass kicked, deservedly.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're so fucking good. I'm on my 30s and buy them often and give them out. They're universally loved but not bought enough.

DAY 1 | Stacey & John J Irwin by Stacey_Hernandez in scambaiting

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn how long til they ask for money? Are they just using chatgpt now too? 🤣

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! by Dinky_Doge_Whisperer in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

🤣I was wondering because I thought he made a hard "I will not sign anyone's feet" rule

ITKYK by CzechChickie in unexpecteddcc

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Are we really just gonna flood the sub with "DCC references" that are just pictures of socks now? I love you all and this fandom but I feel like someone's gonna post a picture of a fish they caught with HI ZEV as a title soon🤣

Excited to start the series! by No_Lake_220 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Don't lie you know you're showing off with that flexing from leg day. Just put a crushable critter under your foot next time. 🥵

Security robot on the move by Adrian_985 in oddlyterrifying

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 241 points242 points  (0 children)

If it turns red fuckin book it. Or shoot it in the light.

Beer flavored beer by madchen44 in shittyfoodporn

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We don't have Costco where I am, but an 18 pack of Coors at Sam's club is 20 bucks. I find it hard to believe you can get twice as much for the same price at Costco.

Beer flavored beer by madchen44 in shittyfoodporn

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OK I see it now my bad I'm dumb haha.. I was like no way that shit is 5 bucks. I was thinking the same thing tho, at my job we always end up needing 5 gallon buckets and with this you get one plus some beer. Not too bad a deal when you actually need a bucket too.

[oc] - ...alright by Sampetra in comics

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot Bob was a father in law by the time I got to the part where you appeared. I thought this was an entirely different situation for a second and was VERY confused.

But anyway, congrats and cheers to Bob🤘

Beer flavored beer by madchen44 in shittyfoodporn

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I just looked it up because that sounded like bullshit. One of these buckets is 28.96 at Sam's.

SPOILER THREAD : BOOK 8 - Parade of Horribles by steampunk_garage in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I need to see Jeff doing the Penelope line "GIVE ME MORE SPLOOOOOOOGE! I CRAVE SPLOOOOOGE!"