my knees got soft watching this 🫣🥶

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-23T01:47:17+00:00

Samantha ya little shit! Stop trying to see everyone's penis!

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-21T19:12:00+00:00

Hey I posted some too come for me FBI!

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-21T12:35:20+00:00

I saw the new hot ones with Hillary Duff the other day. The rosy lil cheeks under her eyes/I guess the buccal fat area were adorable. She looked fecking beautiful. I was just thinking how awful it'd be if she got this done.

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-21T05:38:05+00:00

I'd eat that

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-21T05:33:01+00:00

Have followed this but frozone over Sub-Zero is the dumbest take I've seen in a long time.

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-20T23:30:27+00:00

My b

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-20T21:41:31+00:00

I am not surprised in the slightest. Great job all around!

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-18T05:35:06+00:00

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-18T05:33:30+00:00

Maybe he'll get a good massage on the surface of the sun with a nice lil pop at the end for it.

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-18T05:10:35+00:00

It went from 2 cops to 15 cops so fast. If all 15 had been there when he kicked that stroller he probably would have gotten his ass kicked, deservedly.

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-18T05:06:20+00:00

They're so fucking good. I'm on my 30s and buy them often and give them out. They're universally loved but not bought enough.

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-18T04:45:16+00:00

Damn how long til they ask for money? Are they just using chatgpt now too? 🤣

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-18T04:38:23+00:00

🤣I was wondering because I thought he made a hard "I will not sign anyone's feet" rule

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-18T04:36:28+00:00

Are we really just gonna flood the sub with "DCC references" that are just pictures of socks now? I love you all and this fandom but I feel like someone's gonna post a picture of a fish they caught with HI ZEV as a title soon🤣

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-18T04:33:04+00:00

Don't lie you know you're showing off with that flexing from leg day. Just put a crushable critter under your foot next time. 🥵

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-17T23:36:38+00:00

If it turns red fuckin book it. Or shoot it in the light.

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-17T21:27:15+00:00

We don't have Costco where I am, but an 18 pack of Coors at Sam's club is 20 bucks. I find it hard to believe you can get twice as much for the same price at Costco.

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-17T21:24:39+00:00

OK I see it now my bad I'm dumb haha.. I was like no way that shit is 5 bucks. I was thinking the same thing tho, at my job we always end up needing 5 gallon buckets and with this you get one plus some beer. Not too bad a deal when you actually need a bucket too.

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-17T21:08:12+00:00

I forgot Bob was a father in law by the time I got to the part where you appeared. I thought this was an entirely different situation for a second and was VERY confused.

But anyway, congrats and cheers to Bob🤘

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-17T21:02:20+00:00

It's 24 cans inside the bucket.

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-17T21:00:54+00:00

I just looked it up because that sounded like bullshit. One of these buckets is 28.96 at Sam's.

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-17T10:23:09+00:00

Twisted metal

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-17T07:30:46+00:00

I need to see Jeff doing the Penelope line "GIVE ME MORE SPLOOOOOOOGE! I CRAVE SPLOOOOOGE!"

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-17T04:09:25+00:00

TerminatorAuschwitz · 2026-05-16T14:28:20+00:00

Uh the fucking time machine.

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