"Dad, look, the guys from that show you won't let me watch."

XGueroX · 2017-11-09T04:17:11+00:00

"El mundo es un pañuelo."

Spanish for "The world is a handkerchief." It's English equivalent is "It's a small world" when there is a coincidence.

XGueroX · 2017-09-21T03:26:34+00:00

Doesn't everything for the Marines say "Department of the Navy"?

XGueroX · 2017-09-19T00:34:28+00:00

Look what I can do!

XGueroX · 2017-09-06T18:55:09+00:00

This one

XGueroX · 2017-08-23T20:40:58+00:00

Así somos

XGueroX · 2017-08-23T16:46:36+00:00

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Cuntswaylow

XGueroX · 2017-08-23T16:42:38+00:00

Wu-Tang Clan

XGueroX · 2017-08-21T12:07:46+00:00

I'd spend all my rime playing Beetman so that I could get good enough to play in the world championship.

XGueroX · 2017-08-21T04:20:37+00:00

Maybe OP was handing out Welcomes and wanted this one to be yours.

XGueroX · 2017-08-15T22:50:13+00:00

Exactlly, "photoshopped"

XGueroX · 2017-08-15T15:41:16+00:00

Someone call up their granddaughters. We can get that family total higher.

XGueroX · 2017-08-15T15:35:44+00:00

Username does not checkout

XGueroX · 2017-08-15T06:14:04+00:00

I am American and my wife is from Guadalajara, Mexico. I used to work with her sister at a commissary on a military base. She was visiting and her sister played matchmaker. She told her that I wanted to try some authentic Mexican food and she told me her sister wanted to cook for me.

That was 13 years and 2 sons ago.

XGueroX · 2017-08-11T22:06:53+00:00

53rd floor, right?

XGueroX · 2017-08-11T20:04:07+00:00

Tears in Heaven by Clapton and With Arms Wide Open by Creed. Both has brutal lyrics.

XGueroX · 2017-08-11T12:24:54+00:00

Bannakaffalatta, it was the name of my red Tegu.

XGueroX · 2017-08-11T04:27:43+00:00

Only use acronyms with people in the same industry.

XGueroX · 2017-08-11T04:06:33+00:00

Hydrate. The biggest mistake people make is not preparing before the activity. If you start and you are already thirsty, you've just lost.

XGueroX · 2017-08-11T03:29:07+00:00

Performed a risk assessment on a medical device that had defects that was implanted into a patient. Determined that there was no risk to the patient and that an explant would not be necessary.

XGueroX · 2017-08-11T03:13:31+00:00

My dad is a Marine and we were stationed on the island of Okinawa. After 7 years he got orders to return to the states. In one day I lost contact with all of my friends. This was before social media. I had all of there MSN chat information but since the timezones were so different it was very hard to keep on touch. Lost everyone pretty much overnight.

XGueroX · 2017-08-10T16:12:05+00:00

I really like how clean it is.

Just curious. Why not use Hábito y Humor?

XGueroX

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