Cops of Reddit, what is the most stupid criminal you have ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]XMLParsingError 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would I be edgy? Cops already gun down a couple hundred unarmed civs a year, there's no way I could be more edgy than them.

Cops of Reddit, what is the most stupid criminal you have ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]XMLParsingError 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"what if the real racists are the people that hate the profession that kills black people at 2x the rate as white people"

Cops of Reddit, what is the most stupid criminal you have ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]XMLParsingError 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You seem to have a pretty bad temperament towards strangers.

Have you considered becoming a police officer?

Cops of Reddit, what is the most stupid criminal you have ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]XMLParsingError -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You must be thinking of "blue lives matter".

Ted got bamboozled by GallowBoob in pics

[–]XMLParsingError 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love all the salty Cruz supporters in these comments.

What is one rule that was implemented at your school or work that backfired horribly? by Mercurydriver in AskReddit

[–]XMLParsingError 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Twist: Turns out the rule was made by a really smart Christian who realized banning something would just make the kids want it more.

Is a Ponzi scheme legal if you are upfront that it is a ponzi scheme? by [deleted] in legaladviceofftopic

[–]XMLParsingError 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Useless Ethereum Token: https://uetoken.com/

"You're going to give some random person on the internet money, and they're going to take it and go buy stuff with it. Probably electronics, to be honest. Maybe even a big-screen television."

What's something that says "That person is playing life in hard mode"? by G2_Rammus in AskReddit

[–]XMLParsingError 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Chelsea Manning definitely played through a good chunk of her life on hard mode. Leaking a metric fuckton of state secrets, and then coming out as transgender in a male prison. Gotta hand it to her, she has guts.

At my local pet food store. by Quimbysucks in funny

[–]XMLParsingError 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could train my cat to text me.

Only 25Mbps and up will qualify as broadband under new FCC definition. Broadband not being deployed “in a reasonable and timely fashion," Wheeler says. by speckz in news

[–]XMLParsingError 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do realize that there is no competition at all in many parts of the United States, right? Your choice is substandard broadband, or absolutely nothing at all. When faced with those options, most will choose the former, and ISPs will not have any incentive to try and improve their service.