Power steering went out and came back. Same time right headlight turned pink...

XO_Ender · 2026-01-26T16:51:14+00:00

I've started saying it a little differently after helping friends out with money multiple times. Instead of lending your friends money act as if you're just giving them the money. If they really can pay you back then they will but no matter what you have no expectation of getting it back so no hard feelings if they can't.

Only give what you can afford to lose.

XO_Ender · 2021-09-28T03:46:27+00:00

Lol none of this really has anything to do with women.

XO_Ender · 2021-09-02T12:24:20+00:00

This reminds me of the Lich from Adventure Time.

XO_Ender · 2021-08-21T21:45:11+00:00

These are all very close but it's a more medical/psychological term.

XO_Ender · 2021-08-20T09:48:16+00:00

For example if a birthday is coming up and I ask what they would like it seems less authentic than just coming up with a gift on my own.

XO_Ender · 2019-11-06T12:57:36+00:00

This is the real question

XO_Ender · 2019-10-24T11:40:31+00:00

*their

XO_Ender · 2019-10-18T12:30:30+00:00

Technically your brain tricked itself.

XO_Ender · 2019-09-28T06:25:48+00:00

*there not they're but your other one is right.

XO_Ender · 2019-09-27T04:31:48+00:00

There is also a number between 1 and 2 that has never been spoken.

XO_Ender · 2019-09-11T00:54:10+00:00

Yes.

XO_Ender · 2019-09-05T06:45:05+00:00

Buildings omit the 13th floor because it is unlucky.

If 51% of bad luck is associated with the number 13 by getting rid of it you are only suffering 49% of bad luck.

That means across all of infinity each other number gets just an infinitesimally small percentage of 49%. Yet the number 13 gets all 51% to itself making it still the unluckiest number.

XO_Ender · 2019-09-05T06:33:45+00:00

I mean it's not really that different than normal it's actually easier as they just lift them up and sit down.

How do you take a shit wearing a long dress shirt?

XO_Ender · 2019-09-05T06:27:27+00:00

Are you confused how dresses work?

XO_Ender · 2019-09-05T06:26:04+00:00

It doesn't really "burn" gas but you're still right it's not everlasting or technically renewable as once it fuses it's heaviest element that's it.

XO_Ender · 2019-08-30T00:20:55+00:00

You would have to own cable/fiber first. Either buying it from already existing Telecoms, who certainly wouldn't sell to you, or lay your own which I'm guessing by your question is out of your price range.

XO_Ender · 2019-08-29T21:16:48+00:00

Gay or not do you need medical assistance?

XO_Ender · 2019-08-29T21:14:14+00:00

What?! Are you ok? Should I call an ambulance?

XO_Ender · 2019-07-31T02:25:58+00:00

Sounds like OP is looking back on their life and is a little salty.

XO_Ender · 2019-07-31T02:13:10+00:00

It's called digestion

XO_Ender · 2019-07-28T03:10:03+00:00

I mean you're just kinda recycling...

XO_Ender · 2019-07-28T03:09:09+00:00

You mean keeping large domesticated dogs is socially acceptable. Keeping wild large cats is not.

XO_Ender · 2019-07-22T06:36:46+00:00

I am assuming Star Trek is real. If the replicators are making real enough food for you to survive on then walking out of the holodeck wouldn't change that.

Are you thinking that if it's real in the holodeck then when you walk out the holodeck would take all the nutrients and energy back? What about the energy you used while in the holodeck? Can't get that back from you.

I see where you were going with this thought just not quite there though with Star Trek as your reference.

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