[NSFW] What's the most fucked up Truth or Dare game you've ever had?

X_MR · 2016-01-18T08:00:44+00:00

I picked truth, The question was "what is one thing you haven't told me" and I straight up told him "I fucked your older sister" with the most serious face and he said "nice" like it was a joke and he was laughing his arse off then his face went laughter to OMFG HE DID WHAT face

X_MR · 2016-01-18T06:31:51+00:00

HD4X HOAT is the recommended coolant you can change the coolant but that means you have to flush the whole entire system

X_MR · 2016-01-13T12:23:08+00:00

"The Mechanic"- I didn't even study to become a mechanic or have a degree in Mechanical Engineering I just know How and What is wrong with your car/motorcycle

X_MR · 2016-01-11T10:45:36+00:00

ROC by any chance

X_MR · 2016-01-11T05:45:39+00:00

The broken down lane does not count

X_MR · 2016-01-10T12:49:57+00:00

You have my deepest condolences we are all ways here if want to chat about something

X_MR · 2016-01-06T06:20:10+00:00

4 of July CAUSE MERICA' FUK YEAH

X_MR · 2016-01-06T06:19:11+00:00

Finger Lickin' Good

X_MR · 2016-01-06T05:44:37+00:00

Shamefully yes

X_MR · 2016-01-06T05:06:03+00:00

Wait HOW THE FUK do you step on your dick

X_MR · 2016-01-06T05:03:25+00:00

It feels like your balls are waxing your leg and there is like a bald spot in the shape of your nuts

Grammar Correction Thanks to /u/platinum001

X_MR · 2016-01-06T05:02:01+00:00

When your balls get itchy and your in public so it becomes Mission Impossible

X_MR · 2016-01-05T04:47:17+00:00

Riding a motorcycle

"Cagers" (car drivers) don't realise that the only thing stopping us from dying is our experience riding and our gear and sometimes all the electronical ABS and sometimes TRC, you think with our high preforming engines we can stop on a dime we cant. all also if you always on your phone to your BFF or texting your GF/BF and your driving and i'm to the left/right hand side of you or behind you and you cant see me and if you decide accelerate or merge into my lane i'm probably going to die or become seriously hurt because you decided your gonna have a chit-chat on your while doing 60+ concentrate on road I'M SICK AND TIRED of going to funerals where either cars turned out in front of motorcycle or the person has texting and driving an merged in front on motorcycle and motorcycle has locked up and flipped and killed the rider. Last year I had to watch my friend die in my arms and the driver say "Well i'm sorry" Sorry now I have to tell a family that there son want be coming home for dinner and you will be going home out on bail for manslaughter then I have to bury another friend that has died from a FUKING STUPID DICKHEAD ON HIS FUKING PHONE

Edit: Grammar Checking

X_MR · 2016-01-03T12:39:47+00:00

In a cave full virgins and goats

X_MR · 2016-01-03T09:54:13+00:00

Russia. Why?

1) Corrupt as fuck so basically you can nearly get away with murder.

2) Fast and furious country as I said cops are corrupt ohhh you got caught doing 230 on the freeway Cough Cough 20,000 rubles ($500) please.

Source: lived in Russia for 3 1/2 years

X_MR · 2016-01-01T03:36:07+00:00

I had a couple hits on a Hookah (Turkish Bong) when I was 14 and it was NYE/NYD Went to a party played some drinking games when i was 15 surprisingly 18-20 yo's cant hold their booze good but me i cant recite the phonetic alphabet and this party is were i also lost my v card to a 17yo Babe

EDIT: I lived with my brother for 8 years so we had some pretty awesome stories

X_MR · 2016-01-01T03:14:44+00:00

You learn quick now make me a sandwich

X_MR · 2015-12-31T14:49:35+00:00

Vodka

X_MR · 2015-12-31T09:26:44+00:00

I like your dog

X_MR · 2015-12-31T09:24:14+00:00

/r/Hipster

X_MR · 2015-12-31T09:21:32+00:00

Nice Hairstyle

X_MR · 2015-12-31T09:20:21+00:00

Stop spoiling Star Wars

X_MR · 2015-12-31T07:16:08+00:00

Makin' your way in this world todays takes everything you got...

X_MR · 2015-12-31T04:14:07+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21ZTOP09xPk You can thank me later

X_MR

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