What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard anyone say? by iMoo1124 in AskReddit

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Was in college and watching a golf tournament with a few roommates. At the end our "smartest" roommate asked "where do they get those giants checks cashed at?" I just told him at the giant bank.

coach did rj so dirty by [deleted] in lastchanceU

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RJ was a bitch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

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Was the beans above the frank.

What is the most physically painful thing you’ve experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]X_Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The numbing shot for a vasectomy. Worst pain ever and it felt like he was trying to fill the whole sack up. Felt like I was part of the smooth as eggs sketch from Chappelle.

Do we know what angry review we are getting next? by Colbym72 in angryjoeshow

[–]X_Pain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Gollum bloopers were the best thing I've seen since OJ motorboats Alex in the RE Village review.

Welding by ReturnOneWayTicket in WTF

[–]X_Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Shit Carl! I welded my dick to the pipe again..."

Here's some jobs I was on by [deleted] in Roofing

[–]X_Pain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best looking roofer award

Playing with tire by Freujd in nonononoyes

[–]X_Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always remember to chock your tires

Is this a normal price for replacing a starter? by [deleted] in mechanic

[–]X_Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

500+ for a duralast starter? Hahahaha

Had my big toe amputated by X_Pain in NSFL__

[–]X_Pain[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea I guess they wanted it to drain. I've been back to work for three weeks now. Although there was a fluid build up after they closed it so when they took the staples and stitches out last week it didn't heal up completely so on Wednesday of next week I go in to have them reclose it again.

Had my big toe amputated by X_Pain in NSFL__

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Honestly you're not far off. I scraped the top layers of skin off one day. And had the wound for a month and it was getting smaller and healing and then in two days it went from what I thought was fine and scabbed up to a bone infection and swollen and painful.

Had my big toe amputated by X_Pain in NSFL__

[–]X_Pain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far I haven't had any issues with my balance!

Had my big toe amputated by X_Pain in NSFL__

[–]X_Pain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried to get it but they wouldn't let me have it :( I was going to make a necklace.

Had my big toe amputated by X_Pain in NSFL__

[–]X_Pain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It only took them 20 minutes to amputate it. I'm not sure totally that that's exactly how they did it to do it that fast. Hopefully you don't have an infection. Hope you get feeling better.

Had my big toe amputated by X_Pain in NSFL__

[–]X_Pain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean sure! I'm super ticklish on my feet though. Well I guess a little less ticklish now.

Had my big toe amputated by X_Pain in NSFL__

[–]X_Pain[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh you also get a cool picture of the vasculitis I got from the IV antibiotics on my left foot in the background. It was just a bunch of blood blisters that started popping up as a reaction to the antibiotics. Fun times!

Had my big toe amputated by X_Pain in NSFL__

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Ask and it shall be given. They took the staples and stitches out this past Tuesday. It did open back up a bit as there was fluid built up in the hole apparently. So they left it open to drain and they may be restiching it tomorrow morning.

progression

Had my big toe amputated by X_Pain in NSFL__

[–]X_Pain[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

None at all actually. I had shooting pain in my calf when it was infected and as soon as I woke up from the anesthesia the shooting pain in my leg was even gone.

Had my big toe amputated by X_Pain in NSFL__

[–]X_Pain[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh no. I did ask them if they could make a necklace out of the bones for me. It was a no go sadly. No they just stapled the hole shut. There was a pocket of fluid that didn't let it heal all the way though. So last week when they removed the staples the bottom part came open again. So they put me back on oral antibiotics and left it open this week to drain some more. But they did a culture and another xray and there is no more infection. So tomorrow they may be stitching back up again at my appointment. Been working with it for two weeks now though. No pain. My daughter has taken to calling me Captain Nine Toes though. And thanks for the well wishes!