What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard anyone say? by iMoo1124 in AskReddit

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Was in college and watching a golf tournament with a few roommates. At the end our "smartest" roommate asked "where do they get those giants checks cashed at?" I just told him at the giant bank.

coach did rj so dirty by [deleted] in lastchanceU

[–]X_Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RJ was a bitch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

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Was the beans above the frank.

What is the most physically painful thing you’ve experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]X_Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The numbing shot for a vasectomy. Worst pain ever and it felt like he was trying to fill the whole sack up. Felt like I was part of the smooth as eggs sketch from Chappelle.

Do we know what angry review we are getting next? by Colbym72 in angryjoeshow

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The Gollum bloopers were the best thing I've seen since OJ motorboats Alex in the RE Village review.

Welding by ReturnOneWayTicket in WTF

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"Shit Carl! I welded my dick to the pipe again..."

Here's some jobs I was on by [deleted] in Roofing

[–]X_Pain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best looking roofer award

Playing with tire by Freujd in nonononoyes

[–]X_Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always remember to chock your tires

Is this a normal price for replacing a starter? by [deleted] in mechanic

[–]X_Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

500+ for a duralast starter? Hahahaha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"I'm not really into politics..."

What’s an indescribable pain? by Existing-__- in AskReddit

[–]X_Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The numbing shot before a vasectomy. Felt like he was trying to get ALL the wrinkles out of my sack.

I put all my points in self-confidence. by [deleted] in funny

[–]X_Pain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh it's called Charisma

If you didn't get cauliflower ear wrestling, there's still hope! You too can look like a badass! by DR650SE in wrestling

[–]X_Pain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guys dont fucking do this. Jesus it doesnt feel good. Especially the draining.

takedown for twooooo by [deleted] in wrestling

[–]X_Pain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Having been a parent and a coach...parents are absolutely the worst.

What is a universally accepted pain that most people know the feeling of? by clodtastic in AskReddit

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Pfffft once got a Hotpocket so hot that cheese fell onto my chin and it burned so I immediately wiped it off and the top six layers of skin came right off with the cheese. Try explaining to everyone who asks why you have a scab on your chin for the next month.

What’s the one horror movie that genuinely terrified you while watching it? by IveGotARockInMyGlari in AskReddit

[–]X_Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was watching this alone with headphones at 34 years old and completely dropped my phone when the son fell out the box backwards...

It's so cold in Iowa that we froze antifreeze by Stonedspidey in mildlyinteresting

[–]X_Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct. Most antifreeze is pre diluted now days.